The Best 9 Delivery Trucks Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delivery Trucks jokes. There are some delivery trucks jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivery trucks puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Delivery Trucks Jokes and Puns

Two blondes are having a coffee at the local cafe.

They see a flower delivery truck pull up in front of the apartment building across the street and the delivery guy goes inside. The first blonde remarks "You know, whenever my boyfriend gets me flowers, he expects me to keep my legs spread for a week."
The second blonde replies "Don't you have a vase?"

Someone stole £5000 worth of Red Bull from a local delivery truck.

How do these people sleep at night?

I ran two of my friends over with my delivery truck.

Now they're my flatmates.

I got T-boned by a construction delivery truck the other day.

It came down like a ton of bricks.

Was driving on the freeway

And over in the fast lane a concrete delivery truck went by and following behind was a contractor in his normal truck. So I pointed it out to the kids in backseat.

Kids asked where they were going.

I replied I don't know but bet when they get there they will have a concrete plan.

The groans were were like a symphony


An Irish peanut farmer recently got married...

His new bride wants to be a part of the family business, and the farmer thinks that's a great idea, so he has her start trucking deliveries into town. A couple days go by, and the farmer's neighbor stops in to see how things are going with the new misses, and the farmer says Well, she just started drivin' me nuts.

What's funny about a FedEx guy telling a joke about his truck full of Nitrous oxide?

There is nothing funny about the joke, it's about his delivery.

I drive a delivery truck for a boss with an extra chromosome.

It has its UPS and downs.

If i had a Salt cracker for every imaginary non-existant gender

Hold up, why is there a 2 mile long line of Tuc delivery trucks in the frontyard?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delivery trucks jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working delivery trucks piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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