Comical & Quirky Delivery Service Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
If h**... started a home delivery service...
would it be called k**...?
You know what would be a good name for a c**... delivery service company?
What do you call a pig delivery service?
Hamazon.
A woman calls customer service..
"Hi, I bought a maternity dress through your site and I want to cancel the order." she says.
The service rep says, "Sure, I can do that for you.. but I'd also like to get your feedback; may I ask why?"
"Yeah," says the customer. "My delivery was faster than yours was."
Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air?
Because the name Dropbox is already taken
Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?
He thought they were a delivery service
My joke about negligence in the postal service isn't bad
but the delivery is messed up
What do you call a bread delivery service
Uber wheats
Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?
He thought they had delivery service.
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
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I'm starting a food delivery service for zombies
Hello Flesh!
What is a cannibal's favorite meal delivery service?
Hello Flesh
If Mario ran a shopping delivery service, what would it be called?
MarioCart
Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
* Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
* A: He thought it was a delivery service.
Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services.
A friend of mine couldn't take it anymore and sold a part of his fruit delivery service.
It was literally driving him bananas.
Did you hear about h**... new delivery service?
Boober Eats
h**... is starting a home delivery service.
It's called k**....
I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.
Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.
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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?
h**... is launching a new delivery service.
They're calling it 'knockers'.
This almond delivery service is so annoying..
They drive me nuts!
The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service
But they didn't deliver.
A old woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.
95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.
“There is no hurry,” she told the clerk, “just so the package is delivered in my lifetime.”
He glanced at her and said, “That will be $3.95, please.”
My friend is upset because her boyfriend won't eat out anymore since they got a meal delivery service.
She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.
So Amazon has a new drone delivery service...
It's called "UPS deliverymen."
