Delivery Service Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delivery Service jokes. Read delivery service jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivery service puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical & Quirky Delivery Service Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

He thought it was a delivery service.

If h**... started a home delivery service...

would it be called k**...?

You know what would be a good name for a c**... delivery service company?


What do you call a pig delivery service?


A woman calls customer service..

"Hi, I bought a maternity dress through your site and I want to cancel the order." she says.

The service rep says, "Sure, I can do that for you.. but I'd also like to get your feedback; may I ask why?"

"Yeah," says the customer. "My delivery was faster than yours was."

Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air?

Because the name Dropbox is already taken

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

My joke about negligence in the postal service isn't bad

but the delivery is messed up

What do you call a bread delivery service

Uber wheats

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

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I'm starting a food delivery service for zombies

Hello Flesh!

What is a cannibal's favorite meal delivery service?

Hello Flesh

If Mario ran a shopping delivery service, what would it be called?


Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

* Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

* A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services.

A friend of mine couldn't take it anymore and sold a part of his fruit delivery service.

It was literally driving him bananas.

Did you hear about h**... new delivery service?

Boober Eats

h**... is starting a home delivery service.

It's called k**....

I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.

Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.


There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?

h**... is launching a new delivery service.

They're calling it 'knockers'.

This almond delivery service is so annoying..

They drive me nuts!

The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service

But they didn't deliver.

A old woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.

95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.

β€œThere is no hurry,” she told the clerk, β€œjust so the package is delivered in my lifetime.”

He glanced at her and said, β€œThat will be $3.95, please.”

My friend is upset because her boyfriend won't eat out anymore since they got a meal delivery service.

She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.

So Amazon has a new drone delivery service...

It's called "UPS deliverymen."

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