The Best 24 Delivery Service Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delivery Service jokes. There are some delivery service jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivery service puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Delivery Service Jokes and Puns

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

He thought it was a delivery service.

If Hooters started a home delivery service...

would it be called Knockers?

You know what would be a good name for a cocaine delivery service company?

Instagram

What do you call a pig delivery service?

Hamazon.

A woman calls customer service..

"Hi, I bought a maternity dress through your site and I want to cancel the order." she says.

The service rep says, "Sure, I can do that for you.. but I'd also like to get your feedback; may I ask why?"

"Yeah," says the customer. "My delivery was faster than yours was."


Why did Amazon name their drone delivery service Amazon Prime Air?

Because the name Dropbox is already taken

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

My joke about negligence in the postal service isn't bad

but the delivery is messed up

What do you call a bread delivery service

Uber wheats

Why did Jared from Subway call Boyz2Men?

He thought they had delivery service.

Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men?

Because he thought it was a delivery service.

You can explore delivery service reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean delivery service dad jokes. There are also delivery service puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What is a cannibal's favorite meal delivery service?

Hello Flesh

Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

* Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?

* A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Sources say Amazon to invest in maternity wards in hopes of expanding their delivery services.

A friend of mine couldn't take it anymore and sold a part of his fruit delivery service.

It was literally driving him bananas.

Did you hear about Hooters new delivery service?

Boober Eats

Hooters is starting a home delivery service.

It's called Knockers.

I've decided to start a pie delivery service from my car.

Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.

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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?

Hooters is launching a new delivery service.

They're calling it 'knockers'.


The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service

But they didn't deliver.

This almond delivery service is so annoying..

They drive me nuts!

A old woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.

95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.

β€œThere is no hurry,” she told the clerk, β€œjust so the package is delivered in my lifetime.”

He glanced at her and said, β€œThat will be $3.95, please.”

My friend is upset because her boyfriend won't eat out anymore since they got a meal delivery service.

She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.

So Amazon has a new drone delivery service...

It's called "UPS deliverymen."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delivery service jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working delivery service piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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