Following is our collection of funny Delivery Service jokes. There are some delivery service jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivery service puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
He thought it was a delivery service.
would it be called Knockers?
Hamazon.
"Hi, I bought a maternity dress through your site and I want to cancel the order." she says.
The service rep says, "Sure, I can do that for you.. but I'd also like to get your feedback; may I ask why?"
"Yeah," says the customer. "My delivery was faster than yours was."
Because the name Dropbox is already taken
He thought they were a delivery service
but the delivery is messed up
Uber wheats
He thought they had delivery service.
Because he thought it was a delivery service.
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Hello Flesh
* Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?
* A: He thought it was a delivery service.
It was literally driving him bananas.
Boober Eats
It's called Knockers.
Apple pie is $3.75 / slice, cherry is $4.25, and banana cream pie is $4.75. Those are the pie rates of the car-I-be-in.
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There, did I manage to ruin both jokes?
They're calling it 'knockers'.
But they didn't deliver.
They drive me nuts!
95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.
“There is no hurry,” she told the clerk, “just so the package is delivered in my lifetime.”
He glanced at her and said, “That will be $3.95, please.”
She says she's going to try putting a blue apron sticker on her box and see what happens.
It's called "UPS deliverymen."
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