The Best 10 Delivery Room Jokes

Following is our collection of Delivery Room jokes which are very funny. There are some delivery room hospital jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud. Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivery room rooms puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Indian man were waiting outside the delivery room.

The matron comes out and explains that the hospital has accidentally mixed up the babies.

The Scot goes straight in and picks up the brown baby.

The Indian says "Are you sure that's your baby?"

The Scot says "No, but there's no way I'm going to risk leaving here with an English baby."

Our doctor told us we could have sex right up until the time of the baby's birth.

So I don't know why they got so upset with me in the delivery room.

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural...

I have a lower back tattoo, and in the delivery room they absolutely refused to give me an epidural (or any pain meds at all).

I asked if the tattoo was the reason, and the anesthesiologist said no, it's because your wife is the one giving birth, not you, sir.

So a doctor is delivering a baby

He walks out of the delivery room, said to a worried looking man:

" we tried our best, your wife survived, but your children...."

After hearing the news the man started to cry, then the doctor said:

"today is April's fool's day! And I'm just kidding with you"

The man's face brightening the doctor continued:

"Your wife is dead too"

So a cannibal walks into a hospital delivery room

And the doctor says, "can I help you??"

The cannibal says, "I'll have what she's having."


The dad, husband and pastor of a woman arrive outside a hospital delivery room

The nurse stated that the hospital policy only allowed one person to be in the delivery room with the woman. Unfortunately, all 3 became confused when the woman giving birth screamed, "FATHER I NEED YOU".

Leo's First Oscar

Leonardo DiCaprio in the delivery room.
Leo: "What is it doc?!"

Doctor: "It's a bo-"

Leo: "NO! NO! LIKE WE REHEARSED!"

*Doctor sighs, handing the baby boy to Leo*

Doctor: "And the "Oscar" goes to Leonardo DiCaprio for the role of Father in Conception.

What a murderer do in a delivery room?

Spawn camp

Dave's wife is pregnant

Dave: Push!

Wife: [in labour] I AM

Dave: push harder!!

Wife: I CAN'T

Dave: oh my bad [opens door to delivery room] it says pull

In the delivery room

Spawn camping

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delivery room hall jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working delivery room bedroom piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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