Following is our collection of funny Delivery Driver jokes. There are some delivery driver jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivery driver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
They both get close enough to smell the goods but if they eat it they'll be in trouble.
I hate to let the mango but he was driving me bananas
They tested positive for coke.
Pizza delivery drivers actually face consequences when their jobs aren't done right.
I said, Somewhere between 8am and 5:30pm .
That's the domino effect
A curryier.
It's okay to smell it, but if you eat it you're gonna get fired.
He was all smiles until I signed his touch screen thing, then he got all shouty and mad.
I was so scared I dropped my sharpie and just closed the door.
Nevermind, you wouldn't get the delivery from the FedEx driver.
That was eight hours ago and still no one has found me
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They can both smell it but can't taste it.
Parcel tongue
Nothing because OP never delivers.
She doesn't look as excited as the delivery driver thought she should be so he asks, 'don't you like the flowers?'
She replies, 'no I love them, it's just that now I'll be expected to lay on my back all weekend with my legs in the air.'
Delivery driver replies 'why not just use a vase?'
They can both smell the goods but aren't allowed to eat them.
They said I was a bad delivery driver, but could they know? I hadn't even delivered my first order yet.
any tips?
They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.
A currier.
Unfortunately there was a lot to unpack
My coworker and I checked the boxes and the shirts felt differently so we started asking questions like, what distributors is this? and who makes it? . Finally after a lot of questions we ask from who? . The delivery driver looks at us and shouts Scan the Navy in!
I wanted to be sure *all* of my last minute packages had flat rate shipping.
UPS next day hair
You get shafted
Idroppalotta Popoff
What have a gynaecologist and a pizza delivery driver got in common? They can both smell it but can't eat it.
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delivery driver jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working delivery driver piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.