The Best 18 Delivers Mail Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delivers Mail jokes. There are some delivers mail jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delivers mail puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Delivers Mail Jokes and Puns

What did the blacksmith say to the knight when he delivered the knight's new armor?

You've got mail

Two postman compete to see who can deliver more letters, what do you call the winner?

The alpha mail

[washing hands after delivering a baby]

That thing really didn't want to fit in the mail box.

What do you call a critical horse?

A nay-sayer.

Thought of this while delivering mail in the countryside.

What does the Postal Service have in common with Medieval Blacksmiths?

They both deliver the Mail.


Three insurance salesmen, Al, Ben, and Carl, are bragging about their accomplishments.

"Last month," says Al, "when one of my insured died suddenly, I got the news within six hours. The next day, I put a check in the mail for his family."

"That's nothing," says Ben. "Last week, when one of my insured died suddenly, I got the news within 30 minutes. That very day, I personally delivered a check to his family."

"Amateurs," says Carl. "Yesterday, one of my insured was fixing the roof of my office building when he fell off the roof. I handed him his check when he passed my window."

Did you hear about the mail-order surgery kit you can have delivered straight to your door?

It's called Suture Self.

I'm always extra nice to the guy who used to deliver my mail.

I'd hate to get into a fist fight with an ex-professional mail boxer.

Who delivered the mail back when Jesus was alive?

The apostal service

What is it called when brown envelopes aren't delivered as quickly as white ones?

White Mail Privilege

What do you call a black person who delivers mail?

A mailman

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The Post Office has been mis-delivering mails lately...

...this issue has to be seriously addressed.

Have you heard the one about the mail lady who got fed up and stopped delivering mail?

Never mind, you won't get it.

Why do feminists hate the postal service?

Because they deliver straight white mail.

Need the punch line to this joke.

So I'm channel surfing with my 10 yo son and we hear this joke. What kind of shark delivers mail? Well I clicked to the next channel before the punch line. So if anyone has heard this joke I'd appreciate it if you could tell me the punch line.

A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord’s Prayer.



For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother.

One night she said she was ready to solo.

The mother listened with pride, as she carefully said each word right up to the end…

"And lead us not into temptation," she prayed, "but deliver us some e-mail, Amen."

A old woman took a package to the post office to mail and was told it would cost $3.

95 for fast delivery or $2.30 for slower service.

β€œThere is no hurry,” she told the clerk, β€œjust so the package is delivered in my lifetime.”

He glanced at her and said, β€œThat will be $3.95, please.”

My wife convinced me to try some roleplay.

She said she wanted to be a sexy mail-carrier.

She's so good at it, she even keeps delivering to the neighbor's house on accident.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delivers mail puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working delivers mail piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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