Comedy Delightful Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass?
Delightful
One day Junior brings his Grandfather to school to share his stories as a Franco-American fighter pilot during WW2
His stories are wonderfully delightful and told with a thick French accent, while gesturing wildly using his hands to describe the movement of the airplanes.
Zee fawkers fly like zees. Zen I fly like zees. Then zee fawkers fly back like zees, zen I pull up like zees. I shoots zee fawkers right out of the sky.
The teacher said, I'm sorry to interrupt, sir. I know you kids are giggling but I want to be clear that a Fokker is a type of aircraft.
The Ace said, certainmont, cherie. But zees fawkers were flying Mescherschmits.
What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?
The phone we gave you is frightful,
But the fire is so delightful ;
And since we have no replace to go,
Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!
How did the Arab find the goat in the Desert?
Delightful
How did the priest find the little boy in the tall grass?
Delightful
How does a welshman find sheep in long grass?
Delightful.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
How did the Scotsman find his sheep in the tall grass?
Delightful.
I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols.
I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California...
Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go....
How do Welsh farmers find their sheep in the long grass?
Delightful!
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A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...
"It's koala tea."
Wife : how am i looking
Dad : ABCDEFGHIJK
WIFE : What do you mean?
Dad : Adorable, bomb, cute, delightful, e**..., Fab, glamorous and hot
Wife : oh my!!! Thanks ,and IJK?
DAD : I am Just Kidding.
Why should women marry electrical workers?
Because they are delightful!
Husband & Wife
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
A wife asked her husband, "How would you describe me?"
The husband replied, "ABCDEFGHIJK."
The wife asked, "So, what does that mean?"
The husband said, "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
The wife asked, "What about JK?"
The husband replied, "Just Kidding."
How do Welshmen find sheep in long grass?
Delightful
