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Delightful Jokes

31 delightful jokes and hilarious delightful puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about delightful that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Delightful Short Jokes

Short delightful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The delightful humour may include short delighted jokes also.

  1. I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols. I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
  2. A woman was robbed... ...but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her lightbulbs.
    She was delighted
  3. A man enters his house and is absolutely delighted when he discovers that someone has stolen all the lamp
  4. A burglar stole all the light bulbs in my house I know I should be more upset, but I'm absolutely delighted!
  5. A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen He was delighted
  6. Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld. These violent delights have violent ends.
  7. A lighthearted joke A man was absolutely delighted when he came home and saw that someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
  8. So, this guy comes home to find his house was broken into and someone stole all his lamps. He was delighted.
  9. I came back home from work today only to discover someone had stolen all of my lamps. I was delighted.
  10. A robber went into someone's house and stole all the lamps To his surprise, he later found the owner of said house de-lighted

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Delightful One Liners

Which delightful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with delightful? I can suggest the ones about delicious and lovely.

  1. The batteries in my flashlight died I was delighted
  2. A man came home to discover that someone had stolen all his lamps. He was delighted.
  3. Someone stole my flashlight. I'm not annoyed. I'm delighted.
  4. If someone broke into my house and stole all the lights... I'd be absolutely delighted
  5. How did the priest find the little boy in the tall grass? Delightful
  6. Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted.
  7. My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted.
  8. Somebody broke into my house yesterday, and stole all my lamps. I was delighted.
  9. A man was delighted when his home was robbed Every lamp in the house had been stolen.
  10. Why did the winter solstice start a cooking show? It had a recipe for "delightful" days.
  11. Someone stole all my lights. I'm delighted.
  12. Somebody stole all my lamps and lights. I was very delighted.
  13. Red sky at night: sailor's delight Blue sky at night: day
  14. Today I broke the lamp outside my neighbor's house For some reason he's delighted
  15. Every Lamp In My House was Stolen I am absolutely delighted.

Delightful joke, Every Lamp In My House was Stolen

Comedy Delightful Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle

What funny jokes about delightful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wonderful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make delightful pranks.

Water p**...

When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water p**.... He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''
Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''

My 11 yo son got out the car at school the other morning, right at the moment the gritter was driving by us spraying rock salt everywhere..

He got straight back in the car, looked at me with a completely serious face and said I've just been assaulted .
ETA: thank you so much for the awards, I showed him some (SOME!) of the comments 😂 and it made his day, he was delighted that people actually enjoyed his joke to even just upvote and comment on it but actually couldn't believe that people actually awarded it too ( people gave Reddit awards to it?? For my joke?? Like, did they actually mum or are you just saying that?! so yea, thank you kind Redditors for making my 11yo extremely happy! You guys are the best 😊

In honor of the Powerball

A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"

So I came home from work yesterday ....

.......To find that someone broke into my apartment. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.

Delightful joke, A man returns home only to find out all the lamps in his house were stolen