Delightful Jokes

Following is our collection of scrumptious puns and fantastic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Delightful jokes for adults, dirty avon jokes and clean excitedly dad gags for kids.

The Best Delightful Puns

I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols.

I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.

How did the priest find the little boy in the tall grass?

Delightful

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..

Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California...

Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go....

How does a welshman find sheep in long grass?

Delightful.


How do Welsh farmers find their sheep in the long grass?

Delightful!

A marsupial fixed me an aromatic beverage, by pouring hot water over cured leaves and it was absolutely delightful! I asked how it was possible to make something so awesome at this level and he responded...

"It's koala tea."

How did the Scotsman find his sheep in the tall grass?

Delightful.

How did the Arab find the goat in the Desert?

Delightful

Husband & Wife

Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Wife : how am i looking

Dad : ABCDEFGHIJK

WIFE : What do you mean?

Dad : Adorable, bomb, cute, delightful, erotic, Fab, glamorous and hot

Wife : oh my!!! Thanks ,and IJK?

DAD : I am Just Kidding.


What is Samsung PR team's Christmas jingle you ask?

The phone we gave you is frightful,

But the fire is so delightful ;

And since we have no replace to go,

Let it blow! Let it blow! Let it blow!

How do New Zealander's find sheep in long grass?

Delightful

Why should women marry electrical workers?

Because they are delightful!

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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