Delightful Jokes
31 delightful jokes and hilarious delightful puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about delightful that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Delightful Short Jokes
Short delightful jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The delightful humour may include short delighted jokes also.
- I got yelled at in LA today for singing Christmas Carols. I guess they don't wanna hear about how the weather outside is frightful, but the fire is so delightful.
- A woman was robbed... ...but upon coming home she discovered that nothing was stolen apart from her lightbulbs.
She was delighted - A robber went into someone's house and stole all the lamps To his surprise, he later found the owner of said house de-lighted
- Told the wife I was looking online for flights She was absolutely delighted!
How bizzare! She's never mentioned her interest in darts before - My dog ate a string of Christmas lights. The vet was able to remove them.
He said the dog was delighted. - My Christmas tree wss very happy when I removed the decorations from it. It was absolutely delighted.
- Christmas Carol not to be sung in Southern California... Oh the weather outside is frightful...
But the fire is so delightful...
And since you have no place to go.... - TIFU by accidentally giving my vegetarian girlfriend my Italian Sandwich from quizno's instead of her Veggie Delight Sandwich. Oops wrong sub.
- My friend told me he broke my lamp He said I hope you're not mad.
No, im delighted - Why don't pirates like Sunny Delight? They prefer the high sea.
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Delightful One Liners
Which delightful one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with delightful? I can suggest the ones about delicious and lovely.
- The batteries in my flashlight died I was delighted
- A man came home to discover that someone had stolen all his lamp. He was delighted.
- Someone stole my flashlight. I'm not annoyed. I'm delighted.
- If someone broke into my house and stole all the lights... I'd be absolutely delighted
- How did the priest find the little boy in the tall grass? Delightful
- Are candles happy or sad when they are put out? They are delighted.
- My kid swallowed a torch today... It's ok - it was removed and now he's delighted.
- Why did the winter solstice start a cooking show? It had a recipe for "delightful" days.
- Red sky at night: sailor's delight Blue sky at night: day
- Today I broke the lamp outside my neighbor's house For some reason he's delighted
- How did the firefly react when he was stepped on? He was delighted.
- If a glow worm were to have its tail cut off … … would it be de-lighted?
- How do you make a firefly happy? You cut off its tail. It will be delighted
- How you make glowworm happy? You cut of its tail and its delighted.
- All the power lines went down in a storm last Friday ... Everyone was *delighted*.
Comedy Delightful Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What funny jokes about delightful you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wonderful jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make delightful pranks.
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Water p**...
When my three-year-old son opened the birthday gift from his grandmother, he discovered a water p**.... He squealed with delight and headed for the nearest sink.
I was not so pleased. I turned to Mom and said, ''I'm surprised at you. Don't you remember how we used to drive you crazy with water guns?''
Mom smiled and replied, ''Yes dear - I remember very well...''
My 11 yo son got out the car at school the other morning, right at the moment the gritter was driving by us spraying rock salt everywhere..
He got straight back in the car, looked at me with a completely serious face and said I've just been assaulted .
ETA: thank you so much for the awards, I showed him some (SOME!) of the comments 😂 and it made his day, he was delighted that people actually enjoyed his joke to even just upvote and comment on it but actually couldn't believe that people actually awarded it too ( people gave Reddit awards to it?? For my joke?? Like, did they actually mum or are you just saying that?! so yea, thank you kind Redditors for making my 11yo extremely happy! You guys are the best 😊
In honor of the Powerball
A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!" The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?" He says, "I don't care, just get out!"
So I came home from work yesterday ....
.......To find that someone broke into my apartment. Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot. My TV was still there, my PS4, and my legos were fine. But the apartment was dark, even when I tried to turn on the lights. Seems the only thing that was taken were my lightbulbs and a couple lamps...I was delighted.
Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband Says..
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
My friends asked me where they could get a decent coffee table and I said I could make one for them for $500. They were delighted and agreed to it. But when I eventually got it to them, they seemed really ungrateful.
I have no idea why, it was fantastic. It rated 100 different types of coffee from 1 -10 and was one of the best spreadsheets I've ever made.
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Last night I ate 3 large spicy curry rolls while watching Westworld.
These violent delights have violent ends.
