The Best 15 Delicate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Delicate jokes. There are some delicate sunflower jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these delicate anatomy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Delicate Jokes and Puns

My 72-year-old mother just informed me that she's going to her first sex party and doesn't know what to bring.

After some delicate questioning, gender reveal, mom. It's called gender reveal .

My 9 year old told me this one. What is the difference between girl spaghetti and boy spaghetti?

Meatballs.

She's so petite and delicate so it was perfectly hilarious.

A Doctor was chatting at a party with a Chartered Accountant.

He asked, "How do I manage this delicate issue when people even at a party like this ask me about their joint pains and heartburn and gas trouble. Just because I am a doctor.... not fair!"

The CA friend replied coolly, "Just tell them the right things politely but send them a bill from your clinic the next morning... only once! Word will soon get around and it will stop immediately!"

"Wow! Thanks for the tip, said the doctor."

Next morning the doctor got a bill from his CA friend, "Consulting charges for Business Development."

One of the most beautiful things in the world is a women's heart. It is fragile yet strong. Delicate yet resilient. It's a cradle of love, emotions and compassion. It like an ocean of secrets.

And of course its covered with boobs.

Romantic men

3 men talk about their wives. The first one says: "My wife is like a butterfly, so delicate and pretty". The second one: "Mine is like a baby deer, beautiful and gracious". After a moment of silence the third one goes: "Now that I think about it mine doesn't look much human either".


Since its my cake day

I used to work at a very large balery known for making some of the most exquisite and famous cakes.

These cakes required a very intricate and delicate process to make them and involved a lot of processes and a secret recipe.

However in all my 20 years, the head baker never told me the full recipe only my part required in the preperartion.

He always told me that Bakers only trade recipes on a Knead to know basis.

I like my coffee how I like my women

Dark, delicate, and shipped to me in a box straight from Colombia

Delicate joke, I like my coffee how I like my women

I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano

I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work.

What's more beautiful than a delicate rose placed gracefully upon an elegant grand piano?

Somebody putting tulips on your organ.

Why should you always wash your delicate undergarments separate from your socks?

To prevent yourself from getting athletes crotch !

Tarzan comes home after a hard day and asks Jane to mix him a martini

He's hardly sat down before he's finished it and he asks Jane to mix him another, and being a caring, nurturing mate she does so. Again Tarzan makes it disappear and asks (nicely enough, to be fair) for still another one.

At this, Jane arches a delicate eyebrow and says "Three martinis? Before dinner?"

"Jane, you don't understand," sighs Tarzan. "It's a jungle out there!"

You can explore delicate tulip reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean delicate touchy dad jokes. There are also delicate puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Little known fact #376: In Norway they have problems with herds of wild horses destroying the delicate eco systems around their narrow inlets.

They plan to start exporting Fjord Mustangs.

My father always told me that women are like delicate little tulips.

This always confused me, don't they have four lips?

A woman is like a delicate, Spring flower...

...I have really bad seasonal allergies, so I just tend to get my fix by looking at pictures of them online.

Potatoes are delicate

So my roommate and I decided the other day we wanted to put up a potato garden in our backyard, but there was all sorts of rocks and gravel back there.

We had to be very careful to clean it all up, as you know the old saying, "you can kill tubers with one stone."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the delicate sweet puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working delicate subtle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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