Delicacy Jokes

Following is our collection of subtlety puns and spain one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Delicacy jokes for adults, dirty senor jokes and clean waiter dad gags for kids.

The Best Delicacy Puns

Guy walks into a bar

Grabs a seat and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his blazer searching frantically. This catches the bartenders attention so he monitors the patron out the corner of his eye. Finally the man finds what he's looking for and sighs a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention "I'm terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?" To which the man replies surprised "oh no no everything's fine! I just promised my wife I'd never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again." 😳

I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They set out two bowls of their famous delicacy. When I couldnt choose which one to grab, my dad said,

"Pick your poi, son"

Have you ever eaten out a Chinese girl on her period?

I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup.

The Titanic and mayonnaise

What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.

Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bottom of the ocean. The Mexican people were saddened by this event, and dedicated an annual event to the remembrance of the mayonnaise

We call it Cinco de Mayo

Little known fact

Delicacy is French for "I dare you to eat this".

There is an abundance of meatballs jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 5 funniest jokes and delicacy puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any sensitivity witze you can hear about delicacy.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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