Delicacy Jokes
6 delicacy jokes and hilarious delicacy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about delicacy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Heartwarming Delicacy Jokes that Make You Laugh
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Guy walks into a bar
Grabs a seat and orders a whiskey double, neat. The bartender prepares his drink with great delicacy and brings it right over. The gentleman reaches into his blazer searching frantically. This catches the bartenders attention so he monitors the patron out the corner of his eye. Finally the man finds what he's looking for and sighs a sigh of relief. He pulls out a straw and takes a sip of his whiskey. The perplexed bartender grabs his attention "I'm terribly sorry sir, was your glass dirty?" To which the man replies surprised "oh no no everything's fine! I just promised my wife I'd never put my lips on another glass of whiskey again." 😳
I went to Hawaii with my dad to get a taste of their traditional culture. They set out two bowls of their famous delicacy. When I couldnt choose which one to grab, my dad said,
"Pick your poi, son"
The Titanic and mayonnaise
What a lot of people don't know about the Titanic was that it was carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise to Mexico. In fact, the Mexican people were overjoyed to be receiving this fine delicacy.
Sadly, as we all know, the Titanic tragically sank, sending its many tons of mayonnaise to the bottom of the ocean. The Mexican people were saddened by this event, and dedicated an annual event to the remembrance of the mayonnaise
We call it Cinco de Mayo
Have you ever eaten out a Chinese g**... her period?
I hear it's a delicacy in some cultures. They call it Egg Drop Soup.
Little known fact
Delicacy is French for "I dare you to eat this".
How to be Insulting Abroad: Ask for local delicacies and leave them on your plate.
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