Silly & Ridiculous Deliberation Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
A Mathematician is given a psychological test.
The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."
After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....
...decided not to abbreviate their name
A couple just had their first son , the husband is Palestinian, the wife minnesotan, both wishes to have their son name after their heritage ..
After much deliberation they decided upon Yasir Youbetcha
[OC] Two peanuts were walking down the street
Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.
The assailant, a third peanut not known to the victim or his friend, pleaded "not guilty" on grounds of insanity; however, after much deliberation, he was sentenced to five years for the assault, because he wasn't a nut at all.
Putin decides to go on a vacation
After much deliberation he decides on Kiev as it was a very warm and historic city
So when he gets to the airport everything goes smoothly until the customs clerk
Clerk: destination?
Putin: Kiev
Clerk: occupation?
Putin: No, just visiting
A ballerina on trial went before the judge
The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to plié
