Deliberation Jokes

Discover the humorous side of jury deliberations! Stuck in tedious and strenuous discussions, learn how to make light of the torment. Read on to find out the best deliberation jokes!

Silly & Ridiculous Deliberation Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter

A Mathematician is given a psychological test.

The first question asked "You see a burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" After much deliberation, the Mathematician decides he would attach the hose to the hydrant. He is then asked "You see a non-burning house and a hose disconnected from a fire hydrant. What do you do?" to which the Mathematician immediately responds, "I'll set the house of fire to reduce this to a problem I've already solved."

After much deliberation, the Cambridge University Netball Team....

...decided not to abbreviate their name

A couple just had their first son , the husband is Palestinian, the wife minnesotan, both wishes to have their son name after their heritage ..

After much deliberation they decided upon Yasir Youbetcha

[OC] Two peanuts were walking down the street

Two peanuts were walking down the street. One was a salted.

The assailant, a third peanut not known to the victim or his friend, pleaded "not guilty" on grounds of insanity; however, after much deliberation, he was sentenced to five years for the assault, because he wasn't a nut at all.

Putin decides to go on a vacation

After much deliberation he decides on Kiev as it was a very warm and historic city

So when he gets to the airport everything goes smoothly until the customs clerk

Clerk: destination?

Putin: Kiev

Clerk: occupation?

Putin: No, just visiting

A ballerina on trial went before the judge

The judge asked if she was willing to take plea deal A or plea deal B.
After much deliberation with her lawyer
She said she'd like to pliΓ©

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deliberation method puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deliberation eternal piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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