Howlingly Hilarious Deliberate Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
The first rule about Thesaurus club is
that you do not talk, speak, prattle, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, or converse about Thesaurus Club.
The first rule of Thesaurus Club is
that you do not talk, whisper, chatter, mumble, rant, articulate, prattle, babble, describe, divulge, drone, confer, deliberate, squeal, converse, discourse, orate or speak about Thesaurus Club.
First Rule of Thesaurus Club:
You don't talk, discuss, converse, speak, chat, confer, deliberate, gab, or gossip about Thesaurus Club.
My local church had troubles getting their insurance to pay for the lightning damage
The insurance claimed it was deliberate damage by the owner.
Heard about the insurance that refused to pay for the lightning damage of the church?
It was judged to be an Act of God, and thus deliberate damage by owner.
When lightnings struck the church, the insurance company refused to pay
Reason: Act of God, in other words, deliberate destruction by owner.
Why was the Chinese dumpling behaving in a deliberate and unprovoked way?
It was wonton.
