Delhi Jokes
26 delhi jokes and hilarious delhi puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about delhi that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover hilarious jokes about life in Delhi, India's vibrant capital city. Explore the unique humor of South Delhi, the city's Metro, air pollution, traffic and more. Find out how Delhi folk joke about Gandhi, Pakistanis, and takeaways!
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Funniest Delhi Short Jokes
Short delhi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The delhi humour may include short takeaway jokes also.
- TIL In India you can never buy a sandwich in the same place twice You always have to go to a New Del(h)i
- The guys at the Delhi Deli pressured me into having a BLT on Indian bread instead of rye. Now I like such a naan conformist.
- Did ya'll hear about the guy from India whose sandwich shop burnt down!? He'll be alright. He got a loan to open a New Delhi.
- They say that New Delhi is the brownest city in the world... ...but I can think of one that's Dhaka.
- An Israeli lands in New Delhi Airport. Reaches the passport control -Name?
-David Cohen
-Age?
-32
-Occupation?
-No, just sightseeing... For now - How to end a conversation with a really hot girl you befriended online ? Reply: "I am from Delhi,India."
- Now I'm not saying pollution has hit dangerous levels in New Delhi, but all my friends there are celebrating Nausea November.
- If you were a dog, what would be your favorite kind of shoes to chew? The ones from Delhi.
Thats because they are Delhi-shoes
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Delhi One Liners
Which delhi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with delhi? I can suggest the ones about reservation and flatbread.
- What was built after the Indian sandwich maker's shop burned down? A New Delhi
- What did the Indian man name his sandwich shop? New Delhi
:D - Where did the Indian go for breakfast? The New Delhi
- Where is the best place to buy meat in India? At the Delhi
- Where do tourists in India eat? In the Delhi or New Delhi.
- Why do Indians never run out of fresh food? Because there's always a New Delhi.
- Where do indians get their food? At the New Delhi
- Where does a guru get his sandwiches? New Delhi
Delightful Fun Delhi Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about delhi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean new delhi jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make delhi pranks.
A poor farmer came to the Parliament house
A poor farmer came to the Parliament house in New Delhi to meet with an officer. He kept his bicycle near the high walls of the building and proceeded to the entrance.
The security guard came running towards him and hurriedly asked him to remove the bicycle.
This is a very prestigious place. High profile men, ministers and judges come here
The farmer innocently replied, I know that. I have locked my cycle, nobody can take it
My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night
My friends and I wanted to get Indian food last night, but none of us could decide where to go. After asking around for good places to get Indian food, we finally decided to go get sandwiches at that New Delhi everyone kept talking about.
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This joke may contain profanity or explicit language
Heard that 15,000 CCTV cameras are being installed in Delhi for Obama's visit....This is ridiculous.
Just because he's black doesn't mean he'll steal anything..
A man moved to New York from India and he opened a lunch counter where he served traditional Indian foods and sandwiches to go. He decorated it in Indian style to remind him of his home city and hired his friends and neighbors from the old country to work there.
You might say he was setting up a little Delhi.
