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What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?

*fetus, deletus!*
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^And ^yes, ^I ^am ^a ^Muggle.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

How come no one got pregnant at Hogwarts?

*fetus deletus*

why don't women get pregnant in harry potter

because they use a spell called fetus deletus
not my original joke btw i got it from vikkstar123

What spell does Harry Potter use when he gets a girl pregnant?

FETUS DELETUS!!

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Dear Abortionists,

Yeetus Deletus Fetus.

Why aren't there any teen pregnancies at Hogwarts?

*waves wand*
Fetus deletus

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What does Harry Potter do when he gets Ginny Pregnant?

Cast Fetus Deletus.

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