The Best 12 Deletus Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deletus jokes. There are some deletus wipe jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Deletus Jokes and Puns

What do they call an abortion in Hogwarts?

*fetus, deletus!*

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How does nobody get pregnant at Hogwarts?

Fetus Deletus!

why don't women get pregnant in harry potter

because they use a spell called fetus deletus

not my original joke btw i got it from vikkstar123

Deletus joke, why don't women get pregnant in harry potter

What spell does Harry Potter use when he gets a girl pregnant?

FETUS DELETUS!!

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus


How come no one got pregnant at Hogwarts?

*fetus deletus*

How do kids at Hogwarts get away with unprotected sex?

Fetus Deletus

Deletus joke, How do kids at Hogwarts get away with unprotected sex?

What did Harry Potter do when he realized he got Hermione pregnant?

He waved his wand at her stomach and said: fetus deletus!

Dear Abortionists,

Yeetus Deletus Fetus.

Why aren't there any teen pregnancies at Hogwarts?

*waves wand*

Fetus deletus

Sex Ed in Wizard World

What spell do use if you need an abortion in Harry's Potters world.

Fetus Deletus

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What did Ron say to Hermione when her pregnancy test showed up positive?

*fetus deletus*

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