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Brilliant idea for a start-up
Imma build a new operating system which, when the disk gets full, randomly deletes half your files.
Gonna call it thanOS.
I recently installed a new Operating System. The problem is that it randomly deleted half of my files.
It is called Than OS.
My boss fired me today for accidentally deleting over 1000MB of important files
He told me I lost the gig...
Once my friend complained that his computer was running slowly
I told him to delete the file System32 and because it caused the slowness. And he did!
My operating system just deleted half my files.
I knew I should've never installed ThanOS.
How do you delete important files on your computer permanently?
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"Daddy! How was I born?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies, "Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on YAHOO. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted itself in her BIOS."
Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared and said: 'You've Got Male'!
I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company.
One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh.
The procedure required him to delete an old file.
On the Mac, there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted.
I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash.
Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash."
Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear."
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