Delete Jokes

Following is our collection of mods puns and cancel one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Delete jokes for adults, dirty disable jokes and clean computer dad gags for kids.

The Best Delete Puns

Why is everyone criticising EA?

I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

Why were the 'Dark Ages' so dark?

Because there were so many Knights.

Just delete me.

My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life...

Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.

I deleted all the German contacts out of my phone...

now its Hans free

I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,

Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.

Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?

She wanted the Task Manager.

What's Hillary Clinton's key to success?

The Delete Key

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.

It's spam.

Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.

I have no Words.

I just deleted all the German names from my phone

Now it's Hans free.

What an Idea..!!!

My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.

Why didn't I think of that?

I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone.

I want to make it Hans-free!


If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.

Every day Sunny Leone creates history

Every day Sunny Leone creates history...


we have to

go to



delete that


I've decided to delete my Twitter.

I keep feeling that people are following me.

Chuck Norris jokes

When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.

Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.

When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.

Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.

I took a picture of rice but I decided to delete it...

It was too grainy.

I think I deleted my dad's audiobook

I will never hear the end of it

If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.

It's spam.

A blonde teen goes to the doctor complaining of chest pain

Doctor : I guess I need see an x Ray to determine any damage to ribs

Blonde : Promise to delete after seeing

I've deleted all my German friends from my mobile phone.

It's now Hans-free.ο»Ώ

Future historians will have difficulties studying about our pornstars

because we delete them from our history.

How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?

Pop, Lock & Drop It

I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed...

Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday.

Instructions how to make money with your Facebook account:

1. Open settings

2. Delete your account

3. Start working

Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library

by killing all of The Beatles

It's 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can't let this virus take over humanity.

Someone delete TikTok ffs.

I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.

Now I'm Hanns free.

Winston Churchill said, "History will be kind me, for I intend to write it."

Nowadays, history will be kind to me because I intend to delete it.

LPT: If you are sick of hearing duplicate tracks on Spotify's stand-up comedy playlists,

Just delete all of the Amy Schumer material, and it should flow a lot smoother.

Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?

I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.

($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).

During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.

They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.

Before you buy...

Before you buy that 'insert product' online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"

Can I send Clinton an email about how angry I am with her for losing against an oafish moron?

Or will she just delete it?

Cults are like tech support...

They tell you all your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.

Felt Cute...

Global warming will delete everything later...

Why I cannot delete my large emails

Too many attachments!

Recently someone reported that my joke was plagiarised from Facebook.

So requested Facebook to delete the post.

If you deleted your Facebook account today, congratulations.

That says a lot about you.

How does a blonde delete words on her computer?

She uses white out.

I'm voting for a computer in 2020.

I think a computer can delete alt control.

Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?

he refused to delete his cache.

[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.

If not mods, please go ahead and delete.

Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.

I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.

Thanks for your time and courtesy.

When I take selfies, I keep one & delete the other 20.

Minutes worth.

Once my friend complained that his computer was running slowly

I told him to delete the file System32 and because it caused the slowness. And he did!

What kind of cycle do bisexuals ride?

A Bicycle

(Hope this hasn't been done before if so link me and I'll delete this)

Think about your jokes

Before posting them, in fact:
Why Hitler kills himself
If don' t delete it, you will getting old as an idiot.

Fox News update request

I sent Fox News an update request for their app. I asked them to please add facts and delete white nationalism.

Someone keeps taking my task manager combination keys off my keyboards.

I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.

Sometimes I go around to random Microsoft computers and delete the default browser...

Just to take the edge off

I don't usually open Siri

But when I do it's because I fat-fingered the delete key on my Macbook.

Privacy concerns made me delete my Facebook account permanently

I received one last message from them... 'you have been Mark saved'

Delete any emails that you get from Hormel Foods

They're most likely spam.

How do you delete important files on your computer permanently?

Update to the Windows 10 October Update

When I die, I want my friends to do two things for me.

1) Delete my search History
2)make sure I am not cremated

I hate it when someone delete their post.It just shows how insecure they are and their inability to handle criticism.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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