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I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
Because there were so many Knights.
Just delete me.
Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.
now its Hans free
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
She wanted the Task Manager.
The Delete Key
It's spam.
I have no Words.
Now it's Hans free.
My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.
Why didn't I think of that?
I want to make it Hans-free!
If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.
Every day Sunny Leone creates history...
Then
we have to
go to
Settings
and
delete that
History.
I keep feeling that people are following me.
When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.
It was too grainy.
I will never hear the end of it
It's spam.
Doctor : I guess I need see an x Ray to determine any damage to ribs
Blonde : Promise to delete after seeing
It's now Hans-free.
because we delete them from our history.
Pop, Lock & Drop It
Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday.
1. Open settings
2. Delete your account
3. Start working
by killing all of The Beatles
Someone delete TikTok ffs.
Now I'm Hanns free.
Nowadays, history will be kind to me because I intend to delete it.
Just delete all of the Amy Schumer material, and it should flow a lot smoother.
I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
($50 has been deposited into your Paypal account, remember to delete this part of the message before posting it).
They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.
Before you buy that 'insert product' online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"
Or will she just delete it?
They tell you all your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.
Global warming will delete everything later...
Too many attachments!
So requested Facebook to delete the post.
That says a lot about you.
She uses white out.
I think a computer can delete alt control.
he refused to delete his cache.
If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.
Minutes worth.
I told him to delete the file System32 and because it caused the slowness. And he did!
A Bicycle
(Hope this hasn't been done before if so link me and I'll delete this)
Before posting them, in fact:
Why Hitler kills himself
If don' t delete it, you will getting old as an idiot.
I sent Fox News an update request for their app. I asked them to please add facts and delete white nationalism.
I've lost all control, and I have not alternative but to delete this horrible joke.
Just to take the edge off
But when I do it's because I fat-fingered the delete key on my Macbook.
I received one last message from them... 'you have been Mark saved'
They're most likely spam.
Update to the Windows 10 October Update
1) Delete my search History
2)make sure I am not cremated
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