Comedy Delete Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
Why is everyone criticising EA?
I've only ever known EA as an excellent video game company and pioneer of the early home computer games industry. EA has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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How do you process a queue of table delete requests for an asynchronous database?
Pop, Lock & Drop It
When I take selfies, I keep one & delete the other 20.
Minutes worth.
[REQ] If this is allowed in this sub.
If not mods, please go ahead and delete.
Looking for a joke that involves a guy walking through an airport lounge and spots the Dalai Lama, a high level rabbi, an Iman, and some other religious leader.
I haven't the slightest recollection of even the gist of the joke. Was wondering if anybody's heard it? I did look online but got nothing.
Thanks for your time and courtesy.
I recently told my girlfriend about removing the cookies and site data because it slows down the browser speed...
Now she understands why I delete the browsing history everyday.
Neckbeards have finally found a way to get out of the friendzone
Let Snapchat delete it.
Why was the Jew's browser running so slow?
he refused to delete his cache.
I can't believe how happy and sad Iam, at the same time. Happy- because I won 5 million dollars. Sad- because my best friend was jealous of me and asked me to delete my spam folder.
Chuck Norris jokes
When Chuck Norris' code throws exceptions, it's across the room.
Chuck Norris' keyboard doesn't have a Ctrl key, because nothing controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.
Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people. And then the grenade exploded.
When Chuck Norris goes into a room, he doesn't turn the lights on, he turns the dark off.
Feel free to add more. Shamelessly stolen from the internet.
I've decided to delete all the Germans from my phone.
I want to make it Hans-free!
I was in the supermarket when I got a message on my phone telling me there were 24 singles in my area,
Think I'm going to delete the Kraft Cheese app.
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Every day Sunny Leone creates history
Every day Sunny Leone creates history...
Then
we have to
go to
Settings
and
delete that
History.
I just deleted all the German names from my phone
Now it's Hans free.
Someone had the audacity to delete every version of Microsoft Office from my computer.
I have no Words.
Cults are like tech support...
They tell you all your problems will be solved if you just delete your cash.
I hate having to delete all this junk postings on my facebook when I get hacked.
I have to figure out a way to stop being hacked by Al Cohol.
I deleted all the German contacts out of my phone...
now its Hans free
What an Idea..!!!
My laboratory assistant has invented a device that allows you to steal other people's ideas and then permanently delete them from the subject's memory.
Why didn't I think of that?
What's Hillary Clinton's key to success?
The Delete Key
Can I send Clinton an email about how angry I am with her for losing against an oafish moron?
Or will she just delete it?
I've decided to delete my Twitter.
I keep feeling that people are following me.
What's the easiest way to break someone's windows?
Delete their System32
My doctor told me I need fewer trans fats in my life...
Looks like it's time to delete Tumblr.
Fun fact: taking a can of bug spray to my phone will delete half my music library
by killing all of The Beatles
I just don't understand people who delete their comments...
I guess they just have commentment issues.
I'm voting for a computer in 2020.
I think a computer can delete alt control.
What's the Devils favorite type of meal?
Soul food!
Just delete me
Why were the 'Dark Ages' so dark?
Because there were so many Knights.
Just delete me.
Winston Churchill said, "History will be kind me, for I intend to write it."
Nowadays, history will be kind to me because I intend to delete it.
Before you buy...
Before you buy that 'insert product' online, ask yourself: "Am I willing to delete one extra email every day for the rest of my life?"
CPR...
...the human equivalent of CTRL ALT DELETE
Why is everyone criticising Aji Pai?
I've only ever known Aji Pai as an American attorney as the Chairman of United States FCC who makes the best decisions. Aji Pai has always had my enjoyment as their primary concern and their community involvement is phenomenal.
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Instructions how to make money with your Facebook account:
1. Open settings
2. Delete your account
3. Start working
A blonde teen goes to the doctor complaining of chest pain
Doctor : I guess I need see an x Ray to determine any damage to ribs
Blonde : Promise to delete after seeing
How does a blonde delete words on her computer?
She uses white out.
If Mark Zuckerberg bought out Gold's Gym and married an attorney...
...Would he still delete Facebook, hit the gym and lawyer up?
If you deleted your Facebook account today, congratulations.
That says a lot about you.
If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine flu from tins of ham then delete it.
It's spam.
Recently someone reported that my joke was plagiarised from Facebook.
So requested Facebook to delete the post.
A
If this 'A' gets to the front page, I'll delete this text and it'll make people go crazy wondering how an A got to the front page.
Post mysterious comments like So true! And don't talk about how it's an inside joke.
LPT: If you are sick of hearing duplicate tracks on Spotify's stand-up comedy playlists,
Just delete all of the Amy Schumer material, and it should flow a lot smoother.
Why I cannot delete my large emails
Too many attachments!
I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list.
Now I'm Hanns free.
How do you delete important files on your computer permanently?
Update to the Windows 10 October Update
Think about your jokes
Before posting them, in fact:
Why Hitler kills himself
If don' t delete it, you will getting old as an idiot.
What kind of cycle do bisexuals ride?
A Bicycle
(Hope this hasn't been done before if so link me and I'll delete this)
If you get an email from me about tinned ham, delete it.
It's spam.
I've deleted all my German friends from my mobile phone.
It's now Hans-free.
It's 2020. We need to WAKE UP. The biggest threat to humanity is here. This world is dying. We NEED to do something about this. We can't let this virus take over humanity.
Someone delete TikTok ffs.
Future historians will have difficulties studying about our pornstars
because we delete them from our history.
Felt Cute...
Global warming will delete everything later...
During this lockdown, please think of the confidence level and mental health of your companies IT person.
They have gone more then three months without being able to look you in the eye without smirking, while first turning your computer off and then on again, before accessing the admin profile to delete then add the wireless printer again so you can print your emails.
Why did Karen push CTRL + ALT + DELETE?
She wanted the Task Manager.
I think I deleted my dad's audiobook
I will never hear the end of it
I took a picture of rice but I decided to delete it...
It was too grainy.
Why do Karens like to press ctrl alt delete?
Because from there they can access the task manager
What you call when you delete Microsoft Edge browser from your computer?
Cutting Edge technology!
What does redditors do when they want to delete a post ?
They shreddit
My wife is coming back from holiday tomorrow...
Does anyone know how to delete the memory, from my memory foam mattress?
