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21 delegation jokes and hilarious delegation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about delegation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Delegation Short Jokes

Short delegation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The delegation humour may include short reassignment jokes also.

  1. Bernie Sanders is a true socialist He's taking the delegates he's earned and giving them to somebody who is struggling to earn their own.
  2. Interviewer: What is your biggest strength? Me: You tell me...
    Interviewer: delegation
    Me: Exactly!
  3. Bernie Sanders got twice the votes as Hillary Clinton, but less delegates. This should help him in South Carolina as he officially now understands the struggle of being black in America.
  4. If Bernie Sanders has more delegates but still gets denied by the DNC... ...that would be unpresidented.
  5. I heard Bernie Sanders lost a delegate to the millionaire in a coin toss. The difference was a Quarter of 1%.
  6. "In the Spring of 1971 I met a girl..." - Bill Clinton "Oh god. I hope he's talking about Hillary." - DNC Delegates
  7. What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate? The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.
  8. An awful row has broken out at the morse code convention... Delegates are prepared to draw a line under it, then a dot then another line

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Delegation One Liners

Which delegation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with delegation? I can suggest the ones about assignment and deputy.

  1. What's the best way to delegate? Asking for a friend
  2. I'm not very good at delegating. I usually get someone else to do it for me.
  3. If you're bad at delegating... ...Get someone else to do it.
  4. Why are there no American flags at the DNC? Because the delegates were standing on them.
Delegation joke, Why are there no American flags at the DNC?

Playful Delegation Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about delegation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean supervision jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make delegation pranks.

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars...

America just sent the Curiosity rover to Mars as the country watched with pride. Iran, wanting to gain a technological/global edge, decided to show up America by announcing a manned mission to the sun the very next day. The Americans, along with other western allies, decided to meet with the Iranian government to express their concern. In a conference room filled with diplomats and astrophysicists, the US delegation protested to the Iranians, Listen. Differences aside, we can't let you send people to the sun. It's s**.... They burn to death even at far distances! Please don't carry out this mission! The Iranians laughed wittily amongst themselves, jabbing each other with elbows and pointing at the westerners as one Iranian says, s**... Americans! They think we're going during the daytime!

I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks

"I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it." - Mr. Manager
Cordially,
Mrs. Team Lead

A UN delegation was flying across the Atlantic...

A Brit, a Frenchman, an American, and a Mexican are told by the pilot that they are too heavy and may c**....
They pop the hatch and toss out all the luggage, but they're still too heavy.
They rip out the seats and toss them, but they're still too heavy.
The Brit stands up and yells God save the Queen! and jumps out, but they're still too heavy.
The Frenchman stands and yells Vive la France! and jumps out, but they're still too heavy.
The American stands and yells Remember the Alamo! and throws out the Mexican.

Roulette

A meeting wraps up amongst delegates in Russia. The Russian minister says to his fellow delegates, "After meetings like this, its Russian policy to drink v**... and play a round of Russian Roulette."
The Nigerian delegate asks what Russian Roulette is.
"Well I take this revolver, place a round in it, spin the chamber and fire at my temple. Then I pass it around. Each of you spins the chamber and repeats. If you die, it means you didn't have honest intentions in the meeting."
They each take their turn and live, at which point the meetings adjourn. A few months later the same group meets in Nigeria.
After their meetings the Nigerian Ambassador says "After a successful meeting in this country we like to drink Ogogoro and play a round of Nigerian Roulette."
"How do you play?" The Russian asks.
"Well I bring in 4 beautiful women. You must choose to sleep with one of them unprotected."
"That's not so bad," the Russian says "Is there a catch?"
"One of the 4 of them is h**... positive"

Scientists decide they don't need God.

Some time in the future, not to terribly long from now there is a big scientist convention. At this convention they decide that there is no need for God anymore, scientists can do everything that God can do. So they choose a delegate to find God and inform Him of their decision and kindly ask Him to go do something else.
The delegate sets out in search for God. For forty years he wanders the world exclaiming out loud, "God!! Where are you, we need to talk." Eventually God gets tired of this guy's haranguing, takes pity on him. He forms a body and goes before the scientist.
"God, " trembles the scientist, "I've been chosen to tell you that since people can do everything you can do, we don't need you anymore."
"Really," says God.
"Yes. We can make new animals from base materials, change matter to energy, control the weather, heal illnesses and injuries. I could even make a person."
"Okay," says God, "let's have a little test, Show me that you can make a man." God and the scientist are suddenly surrounded by all the apparatus of a modern laboratory.
The scientist agrees, and reaches down to pick up a handful of dirt.
"STOP." shouts the Lord. "You get your own dirt!"

Delegation joke, Scientists decide they don't need God.