Entertaining Delaney Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
Dave drowned
So at the f**... we got him a wreath in the shape of a lifebelt. It's what he would have wanted.
(Gary Delaney)
As a child I was made to walk the plank.
We couldn't afford a dog.
Courtesy of Gary Delaney
As a family we couldn't decide whether to have grandma buried or cremated
So in the end, we let her live.
(Gary Delaney)
My girlfriend's a**... is like a peach.
It's hairy and makes a horrible yogurt.
\- Gary Delaney
Knock knock
-Knock knock
-Who's there?
-Grandpa!
-Oh s**..., stop the f**...!
(Gary Delaney joke)
If Niger had two Gs...
It would be Nigerg.
That'd be s**....
(originally by Rob Delaney)
The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise.
I shouted 'Stop!' but if anything that made it worse.
(Gary Delaney)
I accidentally filled the e**... up with diesel
She died.
Posting my favourite Gary Delaney joke on my cake day.
I used to go out with an English teacher.
She used to get really annoyed with my improper use of the colon.
(Gary Delaney)
I told my girlfriend I love Pixar films and I haven't actually got any
I think it's time to own Up.
(Gary Delaney)
We can't even afford a garden
So when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.
(Gary Delaney)
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My Granddad went down in History,
and on one occasion fingered a girl in Geography.
(not my joke, I stole it from Gary Delaney.)
