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As a family we couldn't decide whether to have grandma buried or cremated

So in the end, we let her live.
(Gary Delaney)

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My girlfriend's a**... is like a peach.

It's hairy and makes a horrible yogurt.

\- Gary Delaney

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If Niger had two Gs...

It would be Nigerg.
That'd be s**....
(originally by Rob Delaney)

The worst thing about living next door to MC Hammer is the constant DIY noise.

I shouted 'Stop!' but if anything that made it worse.
(Gary Delaney)

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I accidentally filled the e**... up with diesel

She died.
Posting my favourite Gary Delaney joke on my cake day.

I told my girlfriend I love Pixar films and I haven't actually got any

I think it's time to own Up.
(Gary Delaney)

We can't even afford a garden

So when my girlfriend bought us a trampoline I hit the roof.
(Gary Delaney)

Delaney joke, We can't even afford a garden

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