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My Daughter asked me "dad, why don't you treat me like a princess."
So I married her off to the king of Spain in exchange for 5000 acres on the Costa del Sol.
I have three kids named Ctrl, Alt, and Del.
When they mess up, I hit them all at once.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Ctrl + Alt + Del
A thought about Del Toro's The Shape of Water
The Shape of Water is a story about a woman who falls in love with an otherworldly creature that learns how to communicate, has a funny scene where he interacts with a domestic setting and has magical healing hands. He is also returned to his natural environment, almost dying on the way by a plucky protagonist dodging authority.
However, the protagonist also has a love scene with him.
You could say that this is *BestialE.T.*
Have you guys heard about the new film adaptation of Poe's "The Tell-Tale Heart?"
It's rumored to star Beneathio del Flooro.
Which s**...-voiced singer will happily spit in your face?
Llama Del Rey.
What do Dank Memes, Meseeks, and Lana Del Rey all have in common?
They were all born to die
Ever tried to 'Google' Del Amitri? I did, but nothing ever happens.
Nothing happens at all.
why did dua lipa fall in love with del Potro?
because Juan kiss is all it takes.
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