Hilarious Dejectedly Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
A golfer is playing golf by himself one Sunday morning. He comes to a par 3 that goes over a lake.
Dejectedly he takes an old scruffed up ball out of his bag and tees it up.
Suddenly he hears a loud , commanding voice from above say: TEE UP A NEW BALL.
He looks around surprised, then opens a brand new sleeve of Titleist and tees one up.
He hears the voice again: TAKE A PRACTICE SWING .
So he steps back and takes his best practice swing.
He hears the voice again: TEE UP AN OLD BALL.
What does Charlie Brown on Halloween and a U.S. Marine finding out where hes getting deployed in 2004 have in common?
They can both be heard dejectedly saying "I got a rock."