Deja Vu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deja Vu jokes. There are some deja vu cual jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time

I think I've forgotten this before

An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm suffering from deja vu

Didn't I see you yesterday?

I went to a fancy French restaurant called Deja Vu ,

and the headwaiter said, Don't I know you?

Girl: You know that feeling you get when you think you're being watched, but when you turn to look you to see that no one's there?

*I wanted to tell her that I could totally relate, and that the feeling was deja vu for me. Though if I said anything it'd just give away my hiding spot in the bushes.*

Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street?

I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.

Deja Vu – When you think you're doing something you've done before, it's because God thought it was so funny, he had to rewind it for his friends.

Every time you experience deja vu

It's because you died and respawned at your last save

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life

And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint.

Just got back from my very first Reposters Anonymous meeting

Talk about deja vu.

I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but...

I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but...

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I feel like I've heard this term before...

Deja Vu

Chuck Norris never has a deja vu.

No scene would be that s**... to appear in front of the man twice.

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