Deja Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deja jokes. There are some deja esto jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deja deja vu puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Deja Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time

I think I've forgotten this before

An actor arrived for his rehearsal at the theatre.

As he looked around, an incredible feeling of deja vu swept over him.

Suddenly he realised the set seemed like a weird adaption of his apartment, the actress looked like an odd version of his wife, and the director sounded like an eerie rendition of his dad.

"Uncanny!" He thought. "I've arrived at a strange stage of my life".

Deja moo:

The feeling that you've heard this bull before

Doctor, Doctor, I think I'm suffering from deja vu

Didn't I see you yesterday?

A cow who swears they remember something twice.

Must have deja moo

Seeing all of these coffee jokes lately..

Im getting Deja Brew

I went to a fancy French restaurant called Deja Vu ,

and the headwaiter said, Don't I know you?

Deja joke, I went to a fancy French restaurant called  Deja Vu ,

I feel like I've seen that ghost before.

I must be having Deja boo.

Girl: You know that feeling you get when you think you're being watched, but when you turn to look you to see that no one's there?

*I wanted to tell her that I could totally relate, and that the feeling was deja vu for me. Though if I said anything it'd just give away my hiding spot in the bushes.*

Why do I always feel a sense of deja vu on Repo street?

I'm sure I've seen it or read it already on Repo St.

Little Ghost

So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo.

You can explore deja gored reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean deja porque dad jokes. There are also deja puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Every time you experience deja vu

It's because you died and respawned at your last save

What if Deja Vu meant you lost a life

And you're starting back off at your last checkpoint.

Just got back from my very first Reposters Anonymous meeting

Talk about deja vu.

Deja p**...

Deja p**...

The overwhelming feeling of "I think I have heard this b**... before."

The same ghost spooked me twice

Deja BOO

Deja joke, The same ghost spooked me twice

I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but...

I know it's crazy to think that every time I have deja vu, it's actually happened before, but...

I feel like I've heard this term before...

Deja Vu

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deja bien puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deja pasture piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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