Deity Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deity jokes. There are some deity slater jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deity goddess puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uproarious Deity Jokes to Share with Friends

I before E, except after C.

We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.

Up in Heaven, God was feeling tired

He had been a busy deity lately.

Anyways, St. Peter suggests he should go on vacation.

Where?" rants God, "I created everything! I know what everything is!!"

Well" replies St. Peter, "Earth is a nice place. You could go there."

Ohh no! Not Earth!" says God, "I went there about two thousand years ago, s**... some chick, and they're *still* talking about it!

When you're writing a letter to Heaven about how shocked you are that there is a new elk deity

Dear God,

Dear God...

Deer God.

I told my date I'd treat her like a deity.

At the end she'd get nailed.

What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity?

IT'S RA!!!!!

What did the deity say when it came back as a hill-billy?

"What incarnation?!?"

I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today

I call Him Pop Idol

Deity joke, I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today

Someone once asked me if I know which deity goes best with curds...

I responded, "yah, whey."

I'm convinced that we're living in a simulation

And it's set to deity difficulty, and my idiot kid brother is playing the game.

What deity has the worst teeth?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deity enlightenment puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deity condemn piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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