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I before E, except after C.
We ***feign agreeing***, but this ***foreign poltergeist*** of a rule is ***neither efficient*** nor smart- and ***therein*** lies the ***height*** of the issue. It's as if an ***ancient deity*** has influenced the ***zeitgeist*** of the people. We must remove the ***weight*** of this ***veil*** from ***their*** eyes, and ***forfeit*** the ***leisure*** of this ***weird*** and ***heinous*** rule from our ***science*** and ***leisure*** alike.
When you're writing a letter to Heaven about how shocked you are that there is a new elk deity
Dear God,
Dear God...
Deer God.
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I told my date I'd treat her like a deity.
At the end she'd get nailed.
What is Gordon Ramsay's favorite deity?
IT'S RA!!!!!
What did the deity say when it came back as a hill-billy?
"What incarnation?!?"
I made a false deity out of bubble wrap today
I call Him Pop Idol
Someone once asked me if I know which deity goes best with curds...
I responded, "yah, whey."
I'm convinced that we're living in a simulation
And it's set to deity difficulty, and my idiot kid brother is playing the game.
What deity has the worst teeth?
Tartarus
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