Dehydration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dehydration jokes. Read dehydration prognosis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dehydration digestive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Did you hear the joke about dehydration?

Dehydration is not a joke

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children:


One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....

When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"

A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration

At the f**..., the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"

My doctor says that my u**... is red because of dehydration

Jokes on him, that's blood

I tried to run an experiment on the effect of dehydration on human u**... volume

But the p-value was too low.

Dehydration joke, I tried to run an experiment on the effect of dehydration on human u**... volume

Last month I finally convinced my father to quit drinking.

He died from dehydration.

What do you say to a man who's fallen ill from dehydration after their water supply was cut off?

Hope you get well soon.

How can you be filthy rich and p**...-poor at same time?


What happens when you win the dehydration competition?

You get Firsty

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Homeopathy cured my dehydration.

Meatloaf collapses on stage...

...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.

After many years of government funded research, science finds a cure for dehydration.


Apparently hydration wasn't the Final Solution.

Dehydration by oven was.

-my friend whilst getting a drink

Why would you never starve to death in a desert?

Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food.

Dehydration joke, Why would you never starve to death in a desert?

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