Charming Humor Dehydration Jokes with Loads of Fun
Did you hear the joke about dehydration?
Dehydration is not a joke
Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?
They stayed away from the mainstream.
Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children:
Bedtime.
One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....
When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"
A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration
At the f**..., the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"
My doctor says that my u**... is red because of dehydration
Jokes on him, that's blood
I tried to run an experiment on the effect of dehydration on human u**... volume
But the p-value was too low.
Last month I finally convinced my father to quit drinking.
He died from dehydration.
What do you say to a man who's fallen ill from dehydration after their water supply was cut off?
Hope you get well soon.
How can you be filthy rich and p**...-poor at same time?
Dehydration.
What happens when you win the dehydration competition?
You get Firsty
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Homeopathy cured my dehydration.
Meatloaf collapses on stage...
...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.
After many years of government funded research, science finds a cure for dehydration.
H2O
Apparently hydration wasn't the Final Solution.
Dehydration by oven was.
-my friend whilst getting a drink
Why would you never starve to death in a desert?
Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food.
