The Best 15 Dehydration Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Dehydration jokes. There are some dehydration prognosis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these dehydration digestive puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Dehydration Jokes and Puns

Why did the hipsters die of dehydration?

They stayed away from the mainstream.

Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children:


One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....

When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"

Dehydration joke, One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....

A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration

At the funeral, the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"

My doctor says that my urine is red because of dehydration

Jokes on him, that's blood

I tried to run an experiment on the effect of dehydration on human urine volume

But the p-value was too low.

Last month I finally convinced my father to quit drinking.

He died from dehydration.

Dehydration joke, Last month I finally convinced my father to quit drinking.

What do you say to a man who's fallen ill from dehydration after their water supply was cut off?

Hope you get well soon.

How can you be filthy rich and piss-poor at same time?


What happens when you win the dehydration competition?

You get Firsty

Meatloaf collapses on stage...

...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.

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After many years of government funded research, science finds a cure for dehydration.


Homeopathy cured my dehydration.

Apparently hydration wasn't the Final Solution.

Dehydration by oven was.

-my friend whilst getting a drink

Why would you never starve to death in a desert?

Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the dehydration expedition jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working dehydration peace piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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