Dehydrated Jokes
33 dehydrated jokes and hilarious dehydrated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about dehydrated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Dehydrated Short Jokes
Short dehydrated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The dehydrated humour may include short dried jokes also.
- My job is sectioning and dehydrating organic materials. It may sound complicated, but it's actually cut and dry.
- I was reading an article about the health benefits of eating dehydrated grapes. It was just raisin awareness.
- What do you say to a man who's fallen ill from dehydration after their water supply was cut off? Hope you get well soon.
- I'm going to attempt to dehydrate myself for the depravity contest. I hope I win thirst prize.
- I have a million dollar idea for a new product: dehydrated water One step and it's ready:
Just add water! - My grandpas favorite joke Have you heard the one about the dehydrated french man named Pierre?
- I make a living selling dehydrated body fluids, especially blood, yellow bile, black bile and phlegm. I'm well renouned for my dry humors.
- Apparently hydration wasn't the Final Solution. Dehydration by oven was.
-my friend whilst getting a drink - Why would you never starve to death in a desert? Because you'd probably die of dehydration first. While a human can only go about a week without water, it can go up to three weeks without food.
- What happens when Batman gets dehydrated? He gets hooked up to an I-VY
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Dehydrated One Liners
Which dehydrated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with dehydrated? I can suggest the ones about dehydration and drought.
- Did you hear the joke about dehydration? Dehydration is not a joke
- Why did the hipsters die of dehydration? They stayed away from the mainstream.
- Recent study shows leading cause of dehydration in children: Bedtime.
- Last month I finally convinced my father to quit drinking. He died from dehydration.
- What did one dehydrated French guy say to the other? What do we do now, Pierre?
- What happens when you win the dehydration competition? You get Firsty
- I have a coworker whose humour gets drier ...as he gets more dehydrated.
(True story) - Homeopathy cured my dehydration.
- I gave up drinking on weekdays I'm really dehydrated
- Meatloaf collapses on stage... ...due to dehydration. Changing name to Beef Jerky.
- What do you call a dehydrated frenchman? Pierre
- Why are ghosts always dehydrated? They have a lot of boos but no water
- After many years of government funded research, science finds a cure for dehydration. H2O
- I'm selling dehydrated dihydrogen monoxide. Just add water!
- Why did the dehydrated athlete lose his race? He lost his bottle.
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What funny jokes about dehydrated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dried fruit jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make dehydrated pranks.
If your u**... looks like beer, you are likely dehydrated.
But if it looks like bud light, you're good.
Two men are lost in the desert
Two men are lost in the desert. They are both severely dehydrated and extremely hungry. While stumbling over a particularly large sand dune, one man spots a tin of fig-flavored altoids.
Desperate for any sustenance, he stumbles ahead and grabs the tin, but realizes it was only a mirage.
He turned to the man behind him and said, "I guess it was just a fig mint of my imagination."
Two men were lost in a desert...
Dehydrated and dying, the men see a mirage of hundreds and hundreds of tents up ahead. As they get closer, they realize it's not a mirage, but a huge market.
The men stagger into the marketplace, begging everyone around for water, but the first few tents sell only jelly.
Moving on into the market, the men beg and plead for water but the next tents only sell cake.
As the men move forward they're surrounded by hundreds and hundreds of tents selling icecream only, with no water in sight.
The men finally exit the cluster of tents still dehydrated, and dying.
The first man turns to the other and says, "Is it just me, or was that really odd?"
The other man replies, "Yeah. It WAS a trifle bazaar..."
Two Americans were trekking in a desert.
Dehydrated and hungry, they walked into a mosque.
The Imam asked for their names.
Mark thought: Maybe it's wiser to pretend to be a Muslim. So he replied: My name is Ahmed.
Sam said: My name is Sam.
The Imam called his servant over, who handed Sam some food and water.
He then turned to Mark and said: Happy Ramadan, brother Ahmed.
Three men are walking in the desert.
Three men are walking in the desert, all dehydrated.
They approach a slide with an empty paddling pool beneath it with a wizard standing nearby.
Wizard: This slide is magical. When you slide down it, you can say a drink of your choosing and the paddling pool will fill up with that drink.
The first guy slides down and says "Water!" and the pool is full of water.
The second guy slides down and says "Apple Juice!" and the pool is full of apple juice.
The third guy slides down and says "Wee!"
One day, a mathematician was found dead in his office....
When they investigated they found he had died of dehydration, slumped over an untranslated copy of Homer's Iliad that had been sent to him by mistake.
Scrawled on the margins were the words "This is the most complicated equation I have ever seen"
A grape is kidnapped and dies of dehydration
At the f**..., the wife of the grape asks if the policegrape has any leads, to which he responds.
"I'm sorry Ma'am, I can't comment on currant investigations"
My doctor says that my u**... is red because of dehydration
Jokes on him, that's blood
He walks through the midday heat, an occasional shot clips through the trees overhead.
He and many men like him question their logic to sign up. They could be home, spending time with their families but instead they are outside, dehydrated, fighting a battle they probably won't win. Their frustration mounts as they realize it's nothing at all like all the games they played as kids.
He's on the 3rd hole of the tournament and he's already 7 over par.
Alcohol Addiction
My anxiety has been in overdrive since the start of the Pandemic. I feel like I need more and more alcohol everyday.
I am going through at least a liter of the hard stuff everyday.
I start using as soon as I wake up and don't stop until I go to bed each night.
My Dr. says I need to slow down now. Even in the short term my addiction is affecting my fertility, damaging my immune system, and dehydrating my skin.
Before the start of the Pandemic, I never would have thought my hands could consume more alcohol than my mouth.
I tried to run an experiment on the effect of dehydration on human u**... volume
But the p-value was too low.
