The Best 6 Degrees Kelvin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Degrees Kelvin jokes. There are some degrees kelvin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 Funniest Degrees Kelvin Jokes and Puns

Kelvin and Celsius had a job interview but only one of them got the job.

It was Celsius because he had a degree.

When asked the temperature I enjoy giving it in Kelvin.

I'm losing my friends by degrees.

Kelvin Benjamin was traded to the Buffalo Bills yesterday. Before his first game he asks, what's the temperature outside?

It's zero degrees, Kelvin.

I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.

I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.

What did Kelvin say to his son Celsius after he broke his 273 college degrees?

You have hit Absolute Zero, son...


"Check out this absolute unit!"

Zero Degrees Kelvin

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