The Best 8 Degrees Fahrenheit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Degrees Fahrenheit jokes. There are some degrees fahrenheit jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these degrees fahrenheit puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Degrees Fahrenheit Jokes and Puns

Two scientists were walking around in Russia during winter

Scientist one: It's really cold outside, how many degrees?

Scientist two: it's -40°

Scientist one: Celsius or Fahrenheit?

Scientist two: Yes.

If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.

That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.

My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales

I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!

Man made climate change is really annoying me!

I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!

A blonde goes to a job interview

The first thing the interviewer asks is what is the blonde's degree.

She replies with Don't we use Fahrenheit?"


I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.

I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.

Imagine it was 420 degrees Fahrenheit outside

We be all baking!

What did the man with mercury poisoning say?

It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.

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We suggest to use only working degrees fahrenheit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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