Hilarious Degrees Fahrenheit Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Two scientists were walking around in Russia during winter
Scientist one: It's really cold outside, how many degrees?
Scientist two: it's -40°
Scientist one: Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Scientist two: Yes.
If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.
That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
Man made climate change is really annoying me!
I wish the jerks that keep changing the climate would just set it at 70 degrees Fahrenheit year round and be done with it!
A blonde goes to a job interview
The first thing the interviewer asks is what is the blonde's degree.
She replies with Don't we use Fahrenheit?"
I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.
I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.
Imagine it was 420 degrees Fahrenheit outside
We be all baking!
What did the man with mercury poisoning say?
It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.
