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Two scientists were walking around in Russia during winter
Scientist one: It's really cold outside, how many degrees?
Scientist two: it's -40°
Scientist one: Celsius or Fahrenheit?
Scientist two: Yes.
Kelvin and Celsius had a job interview but only one of them got the job.
It was Celsius because he had a degree.
I've decided to freeze myself down to -273.15 degrees Celsius.
My friends all think I'm crazy, but I'll be 0K.
I told my friend I was going to freeze myself to -273 degrees celsius.
He seemed concerned, but I said I'll be OK.
A huge crab walks into a bar...
...and says to the barman, "I demand one pint of lager. I will pay the full price, provided that the following criteria are met. The beer should be served to me within one minute of ordering, and at a temperature of between 6-9 degrees Celsius. The beer should be served in a clean, cold glass and a beer mat must be provided. If the quality of the provided beer does not meet my high standards, you must agree to refund the full amount charged, and provide any additional financial compensation for any discomfort, stress or time wasted."
The barman looks at the crab and says, "why the big clause?"
The wife of Korean immigrant was bed ridden with a high fever.
She hadn't had consciousness for a while and she was a burning 40 degrees Celsius. Worried, the husband tries to call for an ambulance, using his broken English.
"911 emergency, how can we help you."
"Wife in bed. She so hot."
"Okay... good for you."
If the average world temperature rises 2 degrees Celsius, mankind is doomed.
That is why America measures temperature in Fahrenheit.
My dad said It was Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit and Anders Celsius to create the terms used for thermometer scales
I replied: Don't you think it's egocentric to name everything after yourself?
He said: well, to be fair they both worked hard for their degrees!
You Know What Really Makes My Blood Boil?
Temperatures Of Over 100 Degrees Celsius.
If you cool your body down to -273,16 degrees celsius..
..you'd be 0K
How can you tell that an ice cube didn't graduate from college in the US?
Because it has 0 degrees.
Also because it uses the Celsius scale.
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I don't like Fahrenheit. I don't like Celsius. I don't like Kelvin.
I prefer to measure my degrees in Radians.
What did the man with mercury poisoning say?
It's 83 degrees Fahrenheit and 28 degrees Celsius.
180 degree Celsius = pi radian Celsius
What did Kelvin say to his son Celsius after he broke his 273 college degrees?
You have hit Absolute Zero, son...
Why don't they make condoms out of steel?
Because steel doesn't become cementite until it reaches 750 degrees Celsius.
What did the physicist say when he found out the temperature was -273 degrees Celsius?
0K
I froze myself to -210 degrees Celsius
It was beyond cool
What do you call an extremist group of water at 0 Degrees Celsius?
ISIS
Jimmy is calling Sergey, who he met at an international conference.
Jimmy: "Hi, I've hear there is minus 54 degrees Celsius."
Sergey: "Nonsense, not even minus 15!"
Jimmy: "But on CNN, they've just shown a thermometer..."
Sergey: "Ohh, ok, maybe outside."
