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is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
Did you commit the crime?
No sir, I did not.
I remind you that you are under oath. Do you know the penalty for perjury?
Yes sir, and it's a darn sight less than the penalty for murder.
The sentence was first degree murder.
He left fresh prints all over the scene.
Rudy Giuliani was my lawyer and plead me down to second degree murder
* My GPA
* My weight
* My 1st degree murder convictions
* My grades
* My SAT scores
These things are not who I am.
A second degree murderer.
It was the worst case of 3rd degree murder I've ever heard of.
Because murder is not right
The police point their guns at the blender and say "Freeze! You've been charged with first degree murder!".
The blender frantically responds " Wait officers, this is a big mix-up!
He was acquitted, but he apologized anyway.
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A few degrees.
Because I'm charged with 17 accounts of murder, 67 accounts of kidnapping and 326 accounts of aggravated and first degree arson.
He has been sentenced to life in prison without parole. I'm not quite sure how much longer he is going to remain a "tight end"
And they're charging the shooter with 6th degree murder. . .
Lawyer Mom: Your Honor, my client is accused of murder in the first degree. But let me ask you, and everyone else in this court room, this: (Mom voice) Have any of YOU ever murdered someone?
Everyone looks around at each other, confused.
Judge: Um, no?
Lawyer Mom: (Puts hands on hips, closes her eyes, and continues in Mom voice) Well then how can any of you tell my client that murder is bad if you have never even tried it? Hmmm?
Premeditated murder.
What do you call a sunburned murder of crows?
1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree.
Because he meditated beforehand
[OC] [8] heheh
Needless to say, I lost the case with first-degree murder.
He committed 2nd degree murder.
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