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To pick up his master's degree.
It's always right.
Because its very complementary!
The fact Superman got a job with a newspaper at the end is the strangest thing to happen in that movie.
By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
...advertised in the Manchester Evening News. He is interviewed by the owner of a small business who has built it up from scratch. "I need someone with an accounting degree," says the man, "but mainly I'm looking for someone to do my worrying for me."
"How do you mean?" says the accountant. "I have lots of things to worry about, but I want someone else to worry about money matters."
"OK," says the accountant. "How much are you offering?"
"You can start on seventy-five thousand," says the owner.
"Seventy-five thousand pounds. How can a business like this afford to pay so much?"
"That," says the man, "is your first worry."
At the retreat, a couple was told to individually write a sentence using the words 'sex' and 'love.'
The woman wrote:
When two mature people are passionately and deeply in love with one another to a high degree and they respect each other very much, just like my hubby and I, it is spiritually and morally acceptable for them to engage in the act physical sex with one another.
The Husband wrote: I Love Sex.
If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.
David Cameron has said Scotland could become a third world country if they become independent.
I'm not sure if things will improve to that degree, but you never know
To get another degree.
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My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.
do they get a degree, or a radian?
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He left fresh prints all over the scene.
I don't have a job but at least I know why.
* My GPA
* My weight
* My 1st degree murder convictions
* My grades
* My SAT scores
These things are not who I am.
Now he's a Master Baiter.
I'm glad they teach kids how worthless a liberal-arts degree is at such a young age.
A grandma is shopping with her grandson.The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!
A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, is that his name?
The grandma replied "Yes I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back
She is being treated for third degree Berns.
He said "Sodium Bromate."
If it ends up on your wall you're probably retarded.
I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
I mean come on, it was 92 degrees out there, how can you expect an older women to withstand 102 degree heat. I'd like to see you give a speech in 112 degree heat and see if you can make it as far as her.
Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their dicks.
... But everything he makes is forged.
The University of Minnesoda
Do you want fries with that?
The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
the feminist holding it
I phoned my local radio station today.
When the guy answered the phone he said, "Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize."
"Wahoo!" I shouted in delight.
"It's a Maths question," he said. "Feeling
confident?"
"I've got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.
"Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what's 2+2?"
"7," I replied.
He's never right
I'm a trans later
They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.
He walks up to the lesbian bartender and says "hey you wanna hear a blonde joke?". The bartender says "Let me tell you a few things since you're blind, I am a blonde bartender who keeps a shotgun under the table. The bouncer is a 6ft blonde with a 4th degree black belt in judo. The woman beside you is a blonde biker with the local gang. The owner of this bar is a blonde army veteran who did four tours in Iraq. Now do you really want to tell that joke here?". The blind man thinks for a second and says "Naaahh, not if i have to explain it four times."
"Hey man, I haven't seen you since college! How are you?"
"I'm doing well, I got that philosophy degree."
"Congratulations."
"Thanks. Hey, do you want fries with that?
But the tooth hurts.
"do you want fries with that?"
The pizza can feed a family of four.
A pizza can feed a family of four.
I was waiting for a green light when I saw an elderly woman walking with a small child.
The excited young girl was walking slightly faster than the old lady, so the woman yelled, Degree! Wait for me!
Intrigued by such a unique name, I got out of the car and asked why she called the girl Degree.
She said, Well, I sent her mother to college to get an education, and she came home with this instead.
Credit to u/Princess_Kookie
Rudy Giuliani was my lawyer and plead me down to second degree murder
Speed and Velocity are brothers.
Velocity went to college and got a science degree with which he's earning a six figure salary.
Speed dropped out and still lives with his parents in their basement.
Speed lacks Direction.
Hamburger and fries, please.
But for mathematicians, it's just right.
Dogs are like Canada. They're incredibly friendly, but to some, to a naive degree.
Cats are like England. They're rude and act like they're better than everybody, but we find them so charming for some reason.
Parrots are like America. They blindly repeat anybody they believe is of higher intelligence, especially if the owner is Russian.
Goldfish are like Carpatho-Ukraine. They'd be lucky to last a year.
It was a third degree burn.
I responded, That's not right.
With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.
Precisely, I agreed. If the angle were right it would be 90Β°.
He looked away from the TV long enough to say, "Black holes matter."
Sigh... "Yeah, Dad. They are."
I said, Are you having an existential cry, sis?
is it a 34 degree murder in the US?
A Wikipediatrician
I've been found guilty of second-degree Mordor.
A large pizza can feed a family of four
To be honest I don't think it's going to help me get a job,
But it looks good on paper...
It allows you to work in a variety of fields.
It was Celsius because he had a degree.
Now I'm qualified to ask WHY you want fries with that.
Because everytime someone graduates, the world increases by a degree.
An artist walks into a bar and orders a beer. "Hey, here's an art joke. How do you get an art major off your front porch? You pay for the pizza!" the bartender jests. "Oh, very funny. I'll have you know that now that I have my fine arts degree I don't have to deliver to people anymore. In fact, people come to me, money in hand, explaining what they want me to create," the artist indignantly replies. "Then let me guess .... you tell them to pull up to the next window," the bartender says.
The graduate with a science degree asks,
"Why does it work?"
The graduate with an engineering degree
asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an accounting degree
asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with a sociology degree asks,
"Do you want fries with that?"
I want a Pure Mathematics radian.
A great loss to the veterinary profession.
Because there's no future in it.
It was a third degree burn.
My wife was stepping on my back and she suddenly asked "How do dominatrixs not kill people when they do this with stilettos. Do they have to get certified or classes?"
I told her "The only certification for dominatrix is a master's degree"
Top tier groan in response.
There's no future in it.
For splitting an Adam.
My dad said, But there's no future in it.
A sturgeon
I asked him, "How come?"
He said, "Well, duh. I was working on my bachelor's degree."
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