Degree Jokes

Funniest Degree Short Jokes

Short degree jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The degree humour may include short grad jokes also.

1. I told my wife I'm going cool myself to -273.15 degrees C. She has nothing to worry about, I'll be 0K
2. LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
3. A person with an art degree walks into a bar. They then head behind the counter and start serving drinks.
4. The recipe said, Set the oven to 180 degrees. Now I have no idea what to do, because the oven door is facing the wall.
5. I just graduated with a degree in Egyptology. So now I am qualified to teach more students Egyptology. I'm beginning to think this is some sort of pyramid scheme.
6. In Ancient Rome there were 4 types of poison... Poison I, II, III, would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.
   However poison IV would make you really itchy.
7. Kelvin and Celsius had a job interview but only one of them got the job. It was Celsius because he had a degree.
8. You hear what happened when the triangle tried to make all its angles 90 degree? Didn't end well, I hear it's a wrecked angle now.
9. New study shows bodies found from the Bermuda Triangle all died from heat exhaustion... ...everyone knows its 180 degrees inside a triangle, I don't know why people even bother traveling through it.
10. I asked my chemist friend if it took him 4 years to get his degree... He said "Sodium Bromate."

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Degree One Liners

Which degree one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with degree? I can suggest the ones about temperature and semester.

1. A history degree is useless There's no future in it.
2. I froze myself to -273.1 degrees Celcius... My friends were worried, but I'll be 0K
3. The sun doesn't need to go to college Because it already has 28 million degrees.
4. Here's a great life hack! When you're cold stand in a corner. It's 90 degrees!
5. 90 degrees is pretty hot for most people, But for mathematicians, it's just right.
6. Today I learned boiling water was really smart. It has like, 100 degrees.
7. Where did Dr. Pepper get his degree? The University of Minnesoda
8. Why don't mathematicians have degrees? They prefer radians.
9. When a mathematics student graduates do they get a degree, or a radian?
10. Why were the wives of a polygamist awarded a degree in physics? For splitting an Adam.
11. A Pure Mathematics degree is useless… I want a Pure Mathematics radian.
12. What do you call a doctor with an online degree? A Wikipediatrician
13. I taught my maths class how to use a protractor, with varying degrees of success.
14. A degree in agriculture is great to have. It allows you to work in a variety of fields.
15. How qualified is a circle? It has 360 degrees.

College Degree Jokes

Here is a list of funny college degree jokes and even better college degree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I went to one of those colleges where you can make up your own degree... I ended up with a major in paedophilia and a minor in the back of my van.
• My college graduation was held inside the basketball arena and man was it hot Musta been like 5,000 degrees in there
• I can't remember what I majored in at college. I skipped classes to some degree.
• I knew a guy who said he didn't marry his high school sweetheart until after he finished college. I asked him, "How come?"
  He said, "Well, duh. I was working on my bachelor's degree."
• Did you hear about the circle that graduated college Apparently it got three-hundred and sixty degrees
• College Degree Forget everything you've learned in college, you wont need it here.
  I didn't go to college.
  Oh sorry you're not qualified for the job
• Why did the spider go to college? To get his degree in web design!
• What's the best college degree to become a successful fiction writer? journalism!
• Why did Johann Sebastian only go to college for 2 years? He only needed an elor's degree.
• I am going to major in Women's Studies when I go to college... ...so one day I can ask "Do you want fries with that?" then proceed to compain that my degree matters.

Degree Angle Jokes

Here is a list of funny degree angle jokes and even better degree angle puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
• Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted He's never right
• What did the 90 degree angle say to the 60 degree angle? Aren't you a cute one.
• Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right.
• Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees I think that's about half right
• Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!
• I had an argument with a 90 degree angle... Turns out it was right.
• Why are 89 degree angles sad? Because they're almost right, but not quite.
• Who won the argument between the 20 degree angle and the 90 degree angle The 90 degree angle because 90 degrees is always right
• This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees... I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle

Master Degree Jokes

Here is a list of funny master degree jokes and even better master degree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why didn't Anakin Skywalker become an engineer? He couldn't get a Master's degree.
• My fisherman friend got his Master's degree. Now he's a Master Baiter.
• I have a masters degree in Procrastination I just haven't picked it up yet.
• My local HBCU started a new Graduate Degree Program If you do 4 years in the field for your Master's, they let you work in the kitchen.
• How come there are only PHD and bachelor's degrees in Czechia? Because they have No Gods, No Masters.
• You know why the 89 degree angle went to school? He was missing his master's degree.
• Why would you want to get married and get a masters degree at the same time? The bachelor life is so much better.
• Stan Bates went to college to get his 8 year degree. He's now Master Bates.
• When does an increase in degrees not lead to warmer temperatures? When you get your Masters in Art History, but you still can't pay the heating bill
• What was the black man doing at the university? Getting his master's degree.

Second Degree Jokes

Here is a list of funny second degree jokes and even better second degree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did Bobby Shmurda go to jail? He was convicted with second degree shmurder

Bachelor Degree Jokes

Here is a list of funny bachelor degree jokes and even better bachelor degree puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• PR manager, philosopher, translator and a journalist walk into a bar The Bartender says: "Hey Tony! Four bachelor's degrees, but still no luck finding a job?"
• When I got my bachelor of sciences degree, I bought a labrador Every scientist needs a lab after all.
• Define Marriage? It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
• Everyone trying to get their bachelor's degree four years... and I'm over here waiting eighty years to graduate just so I can be on the front page.
• Why did the unmarried man go to college ? To get his bachelor's degree

Playful Degree Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group

What funny jokes about degree you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean magnitude jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make degree pranks.