Following is our collection of funny Degree Burns jokes. There are some degree burns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these degree burns puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
That was a third degree burn.
It was a third degree burn.
Bird-degree burns.
It was a third degree burn.
She hadn't had consciousness for a while and she was a burning 40 degrees Celsius. Worried, the husband tries to call for an ambulance, using his broken English.
"911 emergency, how can we help you."
"Wife in bed. She so hot."
"Okay... good for you."
A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.
I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste.
Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
A fifth degree burn
It was a third degree burn.
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...and this morning I got turd-degree burns.
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