Degree Burns Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Degree Burns jokes. There are some degree burns jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these degree burns puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Charming Humor Degree Burns Jokes with Loads of Fun

My friend told me, You have a Bachelor's, a Master's, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot.

That was a third degree burn.

My friend said, You have a B.A., Master's, and a Ph.D, but you still act like a m**....

It was a third degree burn.

What do you get when you touch a phoenix?

Bird-degree burns.

My friend said: You have a BA, a Masters and a PhD, but you still act like an idiot…

It was a third degree burn.

The wife of Korean immigrant was bed ridden with a high fever.

She hadn't had consciousness for a while and she was a burning 40 degrees Celsius. Worried, the husband tries to call for an ambulance, using his broken English.

"911 emergency, how can we help you."

"Wife in bed. She so hot."

"Okay... good for you."

A man with amazing sideburns

A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.

My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue.

I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste.

I got a third degree burn the other day

Needless to say it was getting on my nerves

What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building?

A fifth degree burn

My friend said, You have a B.A., Master's, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an complete idiot.

It was a third degree burn.

What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns?

Aloe aloe vera

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So I ate Mexican food for dinner yesterday

...and this morning I got t**...-degree burns.

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