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Funniest Degree Burns Short Jokes

Short degree burns jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The degree burns humour may include short burns jokes also.

  1. My friend told me, You have a Bachelor's, a Master's, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an idiot. That was a third degree burn.
  2. My friend said: You have a BA, a Masters and a phd, but you still act like an idiot… It was a third degree burn.
  3. My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste.
  4. My friend said, You have a B.A., Master's, and a Ph.D., but you still act like an complete idiot. It was a third degree burn.
  5. My friend said, You have a B.A., Master's, and a Ph.D, but you still act like a m**.... It was a third degree burn.

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Degree Burns One Liners

Which degree burns one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with degree burns? I can suggest the ones about side burns and fire burn.

  1. What do you get when you touch a phoenix? Bird-degree burns.
  2. I got a third degree burn the other day Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
  3. What happens when a crematory and a tanning salon share a building? A fifth degree burn
  4. What do British police use to treat 3rd degree burns? Aloe aloe vera
  5. Feminist Treated For 2nd Degree Burns She Put Her Burning Bra Back On
  6. So I ate Mexican food for dinner yesterday ...and this morning I got t**...-degree burns.

Charming Humor Degree Burns Jokes with Loads of Fun

What funny jokes about degree burns you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sunburn jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make degree burns pranks.

The wife of Korean immigrant was bed ridden with a high fever.

She hadn't had consciousness for a while and she was a burning 40 degrees Celsius. Worried, the husband tries to call for an ambulance, using his broken English.
"911 emergency, how can we help you."
"Wife in bed. She so hot."
"Okay... good for you."

A man with amazing sideburns

A man has amazing side burns and decides that he wants to go to college for sideburn grooming. He dedicates his whole life to this purpose, getting his bachelor's, master's, and doctorate's degrees after many years. In other words, he has third degree burns.