The Best 28 Degree Angle Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Degree Angle jokes. There are some degree angle jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these degree angle puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Degree Angle Jokes and Puns

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle

I responded, That's not right.

With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.

Precisely, I agreed. If the angle were right it would be 90°.

How will we truly reach gender equality?

By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.

A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.

Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's WTF podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.

90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!

I'm getting stronger, right?"

Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted

He's never right

Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle?

It's always right.

Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees

I think that's about half right

Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle?

Because its very complementary!

I had an argument with a 90 degree angle...

Turns out it was right.

Why are 89 degree angles sad?

Because they're almost right, but not quite.

Who won the argument between the 20 degree angle and the 90 degree angle

The 90 degree angle because 90 degrees is always right

This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees...

I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle

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My first ever degree... in measuring angles!

Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought....

Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!

Why was the right angle so smart?

He had 90 degrees.

Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle?

My you're looking "acute" today.

Why was the Angle freezing?

Because it was less than 32 degrees!

My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles

yeah, to a degree

Angle a=5 degree, Angle b= 85 degree

A friend of angle a: angle b is too large!


You know why the 89 degree angle went to school?

He was missing his master's degree.

You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking?

He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle.

Why do mathematicians like it when their trapezoids have 179 degree angles?

This is when the legs are spread the widest.

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike?

How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right.

Are you a 45 degree angle?

Because you're acute-y.

I got a sandwich from Subway and asked them to cut it in half at a 45 degree angle.

When I got home, I called and complained that it was cut at a 135 degree angle.

Scientists have decided to take a step back, and send less complicated messages to possible alien life.

"If the angle is 30 degrees, and the y-axis is 20 ft long, send nudes".

Why did the rock climber fall?

Why did the rock climber fall when shot by a bullet going 50 m/s at an angle of 10 degrees up relative to the ground?

Because you can't cross a scalar and a vector.

Are you a 90 degree angle?

Because you are looking right for me.

Q: What did the 30 degree angle say to the 90 degree angle?
A: "You think you're always right!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the degree angle puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working degree angle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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