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Funniest Degree Angle Short Jokes

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  1. You hear what happened when the triangle tried to make all its angles 90 degree? Didn't end well, I hear it's a wrecked angle now.
  2. How will we truly reach gender equality? By leaving the toilet seat at a 45 degree angle for the next person to decide without bias.
  3. Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle? Because its very complementary!
  4. Who won the argument between the 20 degree angle and the 90 degree angle The 90 degree angle because 90 degrees is always right
  5. This bloke at uni today told me he had 90 degrees... I said 90 degrees how is that even possible? He said you just need to look at uni from the right angle
  6. Saw a right angle resting under a tree this afternoon and thought.... Wow! 90 degrees in the shade!!
  7. Angle a=5 degree, Angle b= 85 degree A friend of angle a: angle b is too large!
  8. You guys hear about that mathematics student who was flunking? He only understood his field to a degree and decided to look at it from a new angle.
  9. Why do mathematicians like it when their trapezoids have 179 degree angles? This is when the legs are spread the widest.
  10. How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? How is a man and a 45 degree angle alike? Neither of them are ever right.

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Degree Angle One Liners

Which degree angle one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with degree angle? I can suggest the ones about 180 degrees and right angle.

  1. Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted He's never right
  2. What did the 90 degree angle say to the 60 degree angle? Aren't you a cute one.
  3. Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right.
  4. Calculated the angle in the triangle to be 45 degrees I think that's about half right
  5. I had an argument with a 90 degree angle... Turns out it was right.
  6. Why are 89 degree angles sad? Because they're almost right, but not quite.
  7. My first ever degree... in measuring angles!
  8. Why was the right angle so smart? He had 90 degrees.
  9. Whats the complement to a 40 degree angle? My you're looking "acute" today.
  10. Why was the Angle freezing? Because it was less than 32 degrees!
  11. My Math teacher asked me if I have learnt about angles yeah, to a degree
  12. You know why the 89 degree angle went to school? He was missing his master's degree.
  13. Are you a 45 degree angle? Because you're acute-y.
  14. Are you a 90 degree angle? Because you are looking right for me.
  15. Why do gangsters hold their guns at a 90 degree angle? That's the way it came in the box.

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What funny jokes about degree angle you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean angle jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make degree angle pranks.

My daughter informed me that the earth is tilted at a 23.5 degree angle

I responded, That's not right.
With a scowl, she pulled up google and proved to me that the earth is, in fact, tilted at a 23.5 degree angle.
Precisely, I agreed. If the angle were right it would be 90°.

A 90 year old man goes to the doctor.

Full disclosure, I got this joke from Tom Jones on Marc Maron's w**... podcast today. Tom's 80, mentally spry like he's 30, and he swears like a sailor.
90 year old man goes to the doctor.
Says Doctor, it used to be that I'd get these erections so hard that I couldn't even bend them with two hands! 16, 17, 18 years old, all through my twenties... 30, I could bend a little bit, 40s a little bit more. 50s and 60s I'm getting it to about a 90 degree angle, and now I'm 90 I can bend it in half!
I'm getting stronger, right?"

I got a sandwich from Subway and asked them to cut it in half at a 45 degree angle.

When I got home, I called and complained that it was cut at a 135 degree angle.

Scientists have decided to take a step back, and send less complicated messages to possible alien life.

"If the angle is 30 degrees, and the y-axis is 20 ft long, send n**...".

Why did the rock climber fall?

Why did the rock climber fall when shot by a bullet going 50 m/s at an angle of 10 degrees up relative to the ground?
Because you can't cross a scalar and a vector.