Playful Degre Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
90 degrees is pretty hot for most people,
But for mathematicians, it's just right.
It's 80 degrees in San Francisco today.
Girls are wearing skirts so short you can almost see their d**....
I have degrees in Politics, Economics and Psychology.
I don't have a job but at least I know why.
A degree in agriculture is great to have.
It allows you to work in a variety of fields.
What do you say to someone with a degree in art?
Hamburger and fries, please.
Degrees
The graduate with a science degree asks,
'Why does it work?'
The graduate with an engineering degree asks,
'How does it work?'
The graduate with an accounting degree asks,
'How much will it cost?'
The graduate with a liberal arts degree asks,
'Do you want fries with that?'
Why was the 89 degree angle not trusted
He's never right
Degree
A grandma is shopping with her grandson.The grandson picks up a toy and the grandma shouts: "Degree, put the toy back"!
A woman who was shopping heard this and asked, is that his name?
The grandma replied "Yes I sent his mother to university and this is what she brought back
I have a degree in Liberal Arts
Do you want fries with that?
Why was the 40 degree angle so nice to the 50 degree angle?
Because its very complementary!
Degree
I was waiting for a green light when I saw an elderly woman walking with a small child.
The excited young girl was walking slightly faster than the old lady, so the woman yelled, Degree! Wait for me!
Intrigued by such a unique name, I got out of the car and asked why she called the girl Degree.
She said, Well, I sent her mother to college to get an education, and she came home with this instead.
Credit to u/Princess_Kookie
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Why shouldn't you get too many degrees?
You'll become obtuse
"Actually, I'll have you know I have a degree in liberal arts"
"That's great ma'am, but I ordered fries with my meal"
Why is a degree like a c**...?
It's rolled up when you get it, it represents a lot of effort, and its worthless the next day.
Why are 89 degree angles sad?
Because they're almost right, but not quite.
C's get degrees
So do ℉
My first ever degree...
...is in measuring angles!
I got a third degree burn the other day
Needless to say it was getting on my nerves
You can get a degree in Women's studies, but you can't get a degree in Men's studies.
Well, technically you can: history.
I have a degree in gender studies
Want some fries with that?
I got a degree in psychology and a degree in reverse psychology.
I didn't learn a thing.
I have a degree in philosophy and I can't find a job.
I've spent a lot of time thinking why.
You know why the 89 degree angle went to school?
He was missing his master's degree.
Just got my degree in ballet...
I only got a 2:2
I have a degree in the design and mechanics of television controllers
I don't know what I'm going to do with this remote knowledge.
Are you a 45 degree angle?
Because you're acute-y.
Where do you get a degree in professional card games?
The Unoversity.
Everyone trying to get their bachelor's degree four years...
and I'm over here waiting eighty years to graduate just so I can be on the front page.
I have a degree in Physical Education
Is that for here or to-go?
Are you a 90 degree angle?
Because you are looking right for me.
