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Funniest Degrasse Short Jokes

Short degrasse jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The degrasse humour may include short poster jokes also.

  1. Neil Degrasse Tyson and mike tyson have something common... I don't understand what either one is saying, but I know I'll end up seeing stars.
  2. Neil DeGrasse Tyson is finally coming to give a lecture in my University. It's about time.
  3. Why is Neil Degrasse Tyson such a famous physicist?... On the day he was born he escaped a black hole...... and then he spent his life studying them.
  4. What does Neil Degrasse Tyson say to pickup a lady? "Hey, would you like to get astro physical with my dark matter?"
  5. What do you call Neil deGrasse Tyson with no shirt on pouring champagne all over himself? An astrofizzytits
  6. Did you know Neil deGrasse Tyson has a son who owns a lawn trimming company? His name is Moe deGrasse Tyson
  7. A photon checks into a hotel.. The bellhop says: "Can I get your bags?"
    The photon says: "that's ok, I'm traveling light"
    - I heard Neil DeGrasse Tyson tell this joke with pure giddiness
  8. You're crouched over mike Tyson picking grass clippings off of his body You're doing the kneel, de-grass Tyson.
  9. Did you know Neil deGrasse Tyson has a relative who lives in New Orleans? His name is Marr deGrasse Tyson.
  10. Neil Degrasse is so in phase with planet earth, when he walks in a field... The grass kneel

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Degrasse One Liners

Which degrasse one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with degrasse? I can suggest the ones about drool and memes.

  1. Neil deGrasse Tyson will no longer be hosting NOVA. Looks like they had to cut deGrasse.
  2. From the man himself: What brand of gum does Neil DeGrasse Tyson chew? Eclipse.
  3. If Neil DeGrasse has a kid with a woman from Thailand... ...he should name him Thaison.
  4. What is Neil deGrasse Tyson's favorite vegetable?
  5. Where does Neil DeGrasse Tyson do his grocery shopping? Black Hole Foods
  6. What song does Neil deGrasse Tyson play on the ukulele? Tiptoe through the cosmos.
  7. Why can't Neil deGrasse Tyson find his father? Because dark matter is difficult to detect
  8. What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call o**...... ...the big bang
    courtesy of reds

Degrasse joke, What does Neil Degrasse Tyson call o**......

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about degrasse can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of degrasse puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Unearthly Funniest Degrasse Jokes to Tickle Your Sides

What funny jokes about degrasse you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean dark jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make degrasse prank.

What Do you Call Neil Degrasse Tyson when he pours champagne on his bare chest?

**An astro-fizzy-t**...**

A virus walks into a bar...

A virus walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, I don't serve viruses".
The virus turns him into the kind of bartender that does.
(Heard from Neil DeGrasse Tyson on his star talk show)

Usain Bolt and I have a lot in common

I can run for less than 10 seconds and enjoy smoking Degrasse

Why shouldn't you be concerned when your dog slobbers on your Neil Degrasse Tyson poster?

Because pet drool can't melt Neil memes.

We e now here live with our interview with Mike DeGrasse Tyson.

"So, what do you, Mr. Tyson?"
"Athtrophythicth."

I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees

That means that all men have got wood in dem jeans.

Degrasse joke, I was watching the Cosmos, when Neil Degrasse Tyson related our genes are similar to ones in trees

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