The Best 12 Degeneres Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Degeneres jokes. There are some degeneres miley jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these degeneres ellen degeneres puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 Funniest Degeneres Jokes and Puns
Women are like pasta
They are straight until you get them wet.
- Ellen Degeneres
Just got called a misogynist by my sister because. I refused to watch another Ellen Degeneres comedy special.
It's because I'm homophobic you dumbass.
Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres drowned?
They found her face down in Rikki Lake
Who is Euler's constant's favorite talk show host?
ln Degeneres
Rest In Hoohah
Did you guys hear Ellen DeGeneres died?
They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
How does Ellen DeGeneres fire an arrow?
With her Les-bow.
What do you call an extraterrestrial lesbian?
Alien Degeneres
Credits to Craig Ferguson for coming up with this joke
Is Ellen the stingiest?
No, she's DeGeneres
Anyone ever heard of the talk show about calculus?
It's called the Natural Log Degeneres Show.
What do Ellen DeGeneres and the street sweeper from Mary Poppins have in common?
They're both famous dykes.
You hear about that film parody of 50 Shades of Gray starring Ellen Degeneres that played like a literary classic?
It's called Dory 'N Gray.
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What's another name for a lesbian dinosaur?
Ellen Degeneres 😂
*HA, you thought I was gonna say lickalottapuss didn't ya?*
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