The Best 4 Degenerative Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Degenerative jokes. There are some degenerative arthritic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these degenerative optical puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Degenerative Jokes and Puns

Two med students are walking down the street...

When they see an older gentleman limping in front of them. Every time he took a step his right foot would shake.
"I bet it is a degenerative nerve damage issue" says the first one.
"It looks more like a hip joint issue" says the second.
They argue for a while and then decide to ask the man what his problem is.
The gentleman listens to them and then he says:
"I thought it was only a fart"

I'm Starting a Fundraiser to Help Restore Sight to Seniors with Degenerative Eye Problems.

Please Upvote for visibility.

As a kid I had a rare degenerative eye disease. Doctors couldn't help me so I got a second opinion from a donut.

To this day I still have a glazed look in my eyes.

Good news and bad news.

The doctor turns to his patient:
"Well, I have the results of the tests back. It's good news and bad, I'm afraid."

"Okay, what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is you have a rare degenerative condition. Within five years, you'll be confined to bed, unable to control your bowels or feed yourself. You'll have no sense of who you were or where you are. The condition is incurable."

"Oh my God. What's the good news?"

"You have cancer."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the degenerative infection puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working degenerative arthritis piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes