Degenerative Jokes

Following is our collection of severe puns and arthritic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Degenerative jokes for adults, dirty acute jokes and clean optical dad gags for kids.

The Best Degenerative Puns

Two med students are walking down the street...

When they see an older gentleman limping in front of them. Every time he took a step his right foot would shake.
"I bet it is a degenerative nerve damage issue" says the first one.
"It looks more like a hip joint issue" says the second.
They argue for a while and then decide to ask the man what his problem is.
The gentleman listens to them and then he says:
"I thought it was only a fart"

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As a kid I had a rare degenerative eye disease. Doctors couldn't help me so I got a second opinion from a donut.

To this day I still have a glazed look in my eyes.

Good news and bad news.

The doctor turns to his patient:
"Well, I have the results of the tests back. It's good news and bad, I'm afraid."

"Okay, what's the bad news?"

"The bad news is you have a rare degenerative condition. Within five years, you'll be confined to bed, unable to control your bowels or feed yourself. You'll have no sense of who you were or where you are. The condition is incurable."

"Oh my God. What's the good news?"

"You have cancer."

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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