Giggle-Inducing Degas Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
Why did the art thief's vehicle run out of gas?
He had no Monet,
to buy Degas
to make the Van Gogh.
Art Thief
A mastermind thief infiltrates The Louvre and steals several paintings. He loads them all into his van and drives off. A few blocks away, his van breaks down. When the police arrive on the scene, one of the officers asks the mastermind how something like this could happen if he was so smart. The mastermind replies with "I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."
An Art Thief is Sitting in His Driveway...
He didn't have any Monet, to buy Degas, to make his Van Gogh.
An art museum robber is caught when he tries to get away....
A reporter asks him what went wrong with the robbery. He answers " I didn't have the Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Why did the art thief's van run out of gas as he drove away from the museum?
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Why did the thieves get caught after robbing the Louvre?
Cause they didn't have the Monet to get Degas to make the van Gogh.
Stop me if you heard the old joke about the art thief who got busted...
Because he had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Gas prices are getting out of hand
There was an attempted heist at the art museum. It seems the gang was Baroque and needed Monet. But they didn't buy enough of Degas to make the Van Gogh so they all got arrested.
A thief tried to steal paintings from the Louvre...
A thief attempted to steal paintings from the Louvre in Paris, but was caught 2 blocks away when his van ran out of gas. All the thief could say for himself was: I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh. But I tried for it anyway because I had nothing Toulouse!
There was a failed art theft today...
the robber reportedly was foiled because he didn't have enough Monet for Degas to make the Van Gogh.
Two men robbed the Louvre
Two men robbed the Louvre in Paris. Soon after, the police found the thieves stopped in their van on the side of the road. When the thieves were asked why they had stopped, they answered: "We did not have enough Monet to buy Degas and make the Van Gogh."
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I'm a traveling art collector, but not doing so well...
I'm always in need of Monet to buy Degas to make the van Gogh.
