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Defy Jokes

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The Funniest Defy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

The only things that defy gravity are women...

...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.

The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

A man talks to a pilot

The man asks "what made you become a pilot?"
The pilot responds with "I had to defy my biggest fear"
"Heights?" The man says.
"No, dying alone," says the pilot.

Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation.

Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.


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