Defy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defy jokes. There are some defy rebound jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defy someoneyourownsize puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest Defy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

The only things that defy gravity are women...

...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.

The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

A man talks to a pilot

The man asks "what made you become a pilot?"
The pilot responds with "I had to defy my biggest fear"
"Heights?" The man says.
"No, dying alone," says the pilot.

Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation.

Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.

The owner of the only abortion clinic that vowed to defy Texas' new law prohibiting abortions past 6 weeks says, it's never been busier...

"Currently we got a 24 month wait list"

How do women defy science?

The heavier they get, the easier to pick up!

Men defy the law of gravity

The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defy chloride puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defy accelerate piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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