The Funniest Defy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh
How do women defy the laws of physics?
The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!
The only things that defy gravity are women...
...the heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
Women are the only creatures to defy the laws of gravity.
The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
A man talks to a pilot
The man asks "what made you become a pilot?"
The pilot responds with "I had to defy my biggest fear"
"Heights?" The man says.
"No, dying alone," says the pilot.
Women are the only physical entity that defy the laws of gravitation.
Increase in mass does not lead to an increase in the orce of attraction.
The owner of the only abortion clinic that vowed to defy Texas' new law prohibiting abortions past 6 weeks says, it's never been busier...
"Currently we got a 24 month wait list"
How do women defy science?
The heavier they get, the easier to pick up!
Men defy the law of gravity
The heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.
