Defuse Jokes

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The Best Defuse Puns

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

There was a bomb threat where I live.

This kid on Call of Duty just screamed, "Defuse it or I'll kill you!"

As a colour blind bomb technician

You only defuse a bomb once

"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" said the defusing expert calmly to me over the phone

What an explosive way to find out you're colourblind.

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