The Best 4 Defuse Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defuse jokes. There are some defuse neutralise jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defuse solve puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defuse Jokes and Puns

I'm going to combine my hobbies of taxidermy and bomb making

And make you an otter that you can't defuse.

There was a bomb threat where I live.

This kid on Call of Duty just screamed, "Defuse it or I'll kill you!"

"Now cut the red wire to defuse the bomb, sir" said the defusing expert calmly to me over the phone

What an explosive way to find out you're colourblind.

As a colour blind bomb technician

You only defuse a bomb once

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defuse jihad puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defuse neutralize piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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