Uplifting Defrost Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
So last night I had to do every married man's worst nightmare, defrost the fridge.
Or as she likes to call it, foreplay.
I had to defrost my fridge but I forgot to empty the drain box.
Now it's just water under the fridge.
Defrosting a freezer is like picking your nose
It's so satisfying when you manage to pull out an exceptionally large chunk!
If meal between breakfast and lunch is brunch
Then a meal between dinner and breakfast is defrost.
How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?
SEVEN.