Defrost Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defrost jokes. Read defrost jars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defrost caf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Defrost Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

So last night I had to do every married man's worst nightmare, defrost the fridge.

Or as she likes to call it, foreplay.

I had to defrost my fridge but I forgot to empty the drain box.

Now it's just water under the fridge.

Defrosting a freezer is like picking your nose

It's so satisfying when you manage to pull out an exceptionally large chunk!

If meal between breakfast and lunch is brunch

Then a meal between dinner and breakfast is defrost.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?


Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the defrost thaw puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working defrost shudder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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