The Best 5 Defrost Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defrost jokes. There are some defrost jars jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defrost caf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defrost Jokes and Puns

So last night I had to do every married man's worst nightmare, defrost the fridge.

Or as she likes to call it, foreplay.

I had to defrost my fridge but I forgot to empty the drain box.

Now it's just water under the fridge.

Defrosting a freezer is like picking your nose

It's so satisfying when you manage to pull out an exceptionally large chunk!

If meal between breakfast and lunch is brunch

Then a meal between dinner and breakfast is defrost.

How many kittens can you stuff into a microwave for 15 minutes on defrost...?


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the defrost thaw jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working defrost shudder piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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