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Terrible diseases...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other n**... for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
A deformed cat walks into a bar
The bartender says:
"What can I do for you?"
To which the cat immediately replies:
"I'll have a gla-..."
"..."
"..."
"-ss of your finest milk please!"
And so the bartender places the glass of milk onto the bar table.
To which the cat, from all the way of the other end of the bar table, scoops it up and pulls it over without getting up from his seat.
And the bartender says:
"So I gotta ask"
"Why the long paws?"
My friend walked out on his date when she told him she had a deformed foot.
I told him he shouldn't be lack toes intolerant.
Did you hear about the deformed linebacker?
He had 4 sacks.
It may not be politically correct, but I wouldn't ever date someone who was born with deformed feet.
You could say I'm lack-toes intolerant.
My teacher asked me if I know the unit for rate of deformities in Hapsburgs.....
I replied:"perhaps "
Crushed...
Crush: A feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.
Crush: Deform, pulverize, or force inwards by compressing forcefully.
::-Very much same
Bob and Jill (A Poem)
Bob and Jill love each other
Jill is soon to be a mother
They've known each other for a long time
But Jill was distraught when her boy wasn't fine
He came out all deformed
They should have listened when they were warned
Cause they were told when they started lovin
It wouldn't work, because they are cousins
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