Deformation Jokes
26 deformation jokes and hilarious deformation puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about deformation that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Deformation Short Jokes
Short deformation jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deformation humour may include short jokes also.
- My friend walked out on his date when she told him she had a deformed foot. I told him he shouldn't be lack toes intolerant.
- It may not be politically correct, but I wouldn't ever date someone who was born with deformed feet. You could say I'm lack-toes intolerant.
- My teacher asked me if I know the unit for rate of deformities in Hapsburgs..... I replied:"perhaps "
- As soon as I find a girl that is wealthier, prettier, smarter, funnier, better connected, into physical deformities, and more than willing to take care of a grown adult. I'll move out of my moms
- What do you call a kid with a misshapen skull, a cleft palate, a deformed arm, and a limp? Names. You call him names.
- What do you call a cow with no legs? A very deformed animal that should be put out of its misery.
- I knew a kid in grade school who was born with deformed eyelids... ...So they took the flesh from his circumcision to fix his deformity. For the rest of his life he was c**...-eyed.
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Deformation One Liners
Which deformation one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deformation? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Did you hear about the deformed linebacker? He had 4 sacks.
- A scientist gave birth to a damaged series of papers. That poor deformed thesis.
- You hear about the lumberjack with the deformed toe ? Paul Bunion
- What is it called when you're born in space? Horrifically deformed.
Deformation Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about deformation you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deformation pranks.
Terrible diseases...
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other n**... for the first time.
The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child."
The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes."
He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too."
Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
A deformed cat walks into a bar
The bartender says:
"What can I do for you?"
To which the cat immediately replies:
"I'll have a gla-..."
"..."
"..."
"-ss of your finest milk please!"
And so the bartender places the glass of milk onto the bar table.
To which the cat, from all the way of the other end of the bar table, scoops it up and pulls it over without getting up from his seat.
And the bartender says:
"So I gotta ask"
"Why the long paws?"
A string walks into a bar...
The tender goes j**..., we don't serve strings here.'
The string leaves the bar and twists and pulls and deforms himself, ruffles his hair a bit and struts back in, incognito.
The tender goes 'Hey, aren't you that string I just kicked out?'
The string answers, 'Frayed knot.'
DISEASE
A newlywed couple on their honeymoon prepares to see each other n**... for the first time. The husband exposes his knotted and twisted feet. He explains, "I had tolio as a child." The wife asks if he means polio. He says, "No, it only affects the toes." He removes his pants and reveals deformed knees. He admits, "I had kneesles, too." Finally, he pulls off his boxers. In shock, the woman gasps, "Oh no -- smallcox, too!"
Crushed...
Crush: A feeling of love and admiration for someone, often someone you know you cannot have a relationship with.
Crush: Deform, pulverize, or force inwards by compressing forcefully.
::-Very much same
Bob and Jill (A Poem)
Bob and Jill love each other
Jill is soon to be a mother
They've known each other for a long time
But Jill was distraught when her boy wasn't fine
He came out all deformed
They should have listened when they were warned
Cause they were told when they started lovin
It wouldn't work, because they are cousins
A couple on honeymoon in hotel room u**.... The groom removes his socks and the bride asks: "What's wrong with your feet, your toes look all mangled?"
Groom: "I had Tolio as a child."
Bride: "You mean Polio?"
Groom: "No Tolio, the disease only affected my toes."
The groom then removes his pants and the bride asks: "What is wrong with your knees, they are lumpy and deformed?"
Groom: "As a child I had Kneasles."
Bride: "You mean Measles?"
Groom: "No Kneasles, a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The Bride then removes his boxers and the bride asks: "Why are you spotted?"
Groom: "As a child I had smallpox."
Bride: "I hope you don't mean SmallCox!"
Bubba and his friends
Bubba, Dale, and Vern grew up together in a small town, and were inseparable friends. One day there was an e**... and fire where Bubba worked, and he was killed. Since he had no family in the area, the authorities asked his friends to come and identify the body.
Dale and Vern looked at him, but he was so badly burned that they were unsure if it was really Bubba.
Finally Dale said, "Could you turn him over?"
"Why do you want him turned over?"
"Everybody knows that Bubba had a deformity."
"A deformity?"
"Sure. Everybody knew about it. When the three of us would walk into a place, people would always say, 'Here comes Bubba with them two a**...'".
A young couple on their wedding night. . .
A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the champagne and began u**....
When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new wife asked, "What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.
"I had tolio as a child," he answered.
"You mean polio?" she asked.
"No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes."
When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked "What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!"
"As a child, I also had kneasles," he explained.
"You mean measles?" she asked.
"No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees."
The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer. As the u**... continued, her husband at last removed his underwear.
She finally said, "Don't tell me, let me guess . . . smallcox?"
A man and his 3 daughters
This was one of my favorites from middle school:
So a man has 3 daughters and he is sitting alone in his room one night.
His oldest daughter comes in and asks, "Dad, why did you name me Rose?" He responds, "Well when you were born a rose petal fell on your forehead."
She leaves and the second daughter walks in and asks "Dad, why did you name me Lily?" The Dad replies, "Well when you were born a lily petal fell on your forehead."
Finally, his youngest daughter enters. She is deformed and goes "AAARGGGHLLAHAH" to which the Dad says "Shut up Cinderblock."
A joke from Macrobius' "Saturnalia", ca. 5th century
Hereupon Evangelus said: 'Servilius Geminus happened to be dining at the home of Lucius Mallius, then considered the best painter in Rome, when he saw Mallius' two ugly sons: "You don't make children," he said, "the way you make pictures." "That," said Mallius, "is because I make children in the dark, pictures in the light."'
Hic Evangelus: Apud L. Mallium, qui optimus pictor Romae habebatur, Servilius Geminus forte coenabat: cumque filios eius deformes vidisset: Non similiter, inquit, Malli, fingis et pingis. Et Mallius: In tenebris enim fingo, inquit, luce pingo.