Deforestation Jokes

Following is our collection of rainforest puns and feature one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deforestation jokes for adults, dirty bavarian jokes and clean logger dad gags for kids.

The Best Deforestation Puns

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Which pianist likes deforestation?

Chopin

Yo mamma is so fat

She got arrested for deforestation because she went vegan for lunch.

Did you know that Groot never manscapes?

He's protesting deforestation

As a result of deforestation, many species lost their natural habitat

Including Folk music bands.


I bought a book about the dangers of deforestation.

The first page says, You're not helping!

The world's biggest online retailer is getting rid of all their movies that feature my favorite ptosis suffering black actor.

I, for one, am opposed to the deForestation of the Amazon.

There is an abundance of economically jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and deforestation puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any capabilities witze you can hear about deforestation.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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