Hilarious Fun Deflect Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends
My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.
My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..
A meeting with my therapist
Therapist: How do you feel?
Me: With my hands.
Therapist: Do you deflect a lot?
Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me...
If I had a dollar for every time Trump supporters said "What about Hillary" to deflect from his corruption,
I could buy a Trump Administration appointment.