Deflect Jokes

Following is our collection of parry puns and ginsburg one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Deflect jokes for adults, dirty morality jokes and clean distract dad gags for kids.

The Best Deflect Puns

My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.

My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a hooker and don't kiss one."

Super deflect..

A meeting with my therapist

Therapist: How do you feel?

Me: With my hands.

Therapist: Do you deflect a lot?

Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me...

If I had a dollar for every time Trump supporters said "What about Hillary" to deflect from his corruption,

I could buy a Trump Administration appointment.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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