Deflect Jokes
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My dad passed away a few months ago, today would've been his 61 birthday. Blame him for my sense of humor.
My sister messaged me. "How are you doing?"
I Responded. "My elbow hurts and I have a cold sore on my tongue."
"Two lessons learned, don't fight a h**... and don't kiss one."
Super deflect..
A meeting with my therapist
Therapist: How do you feel?
Me: With my hands.
Therapist: Do you deflect a lot?
Me: Only sharp objects. If it's fluffy, I just let it hit me...
If I had a dollar for every time Trump supporters said "What about Hillary" to deflect from his corruption,
I could buy a Trump Administration appointment.
s**... advice from Janet Reno
Hillary Clinton is having lunch with Janet Reno at Chipotle one day. She complains to Janet that Bill is just insatiable in bed, and sometimes wishes she had a way to deflect him.
Janet tells Hillary that whenever a she needs to fend off amorous advances, she farts as loudly as she can, and that tends to do the trick.
Hillary thinks this is a great idea and decides to try it.
That night, Hillary is lying in bed with her back to Bill's side. Bill saunters in at full mast, and just as he is lifting the covers, Hillary releases the black bean fury she had been saving since lunch. Bill, aghast exclaims "Janet?! Is that you?!"
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