Deflated Jokes
31 deflated jokes and hilarious deflated puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about deflated that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Deflated Short Jokes
Short deflated jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deflated humour may include short definite jokes also.
- My girlfriend was very offended when some bullies called her an airhead... So I deflated her and put her back in the box until she gets over it.
- So I hear that the Euro is destabilizing and deflating... ...if its value decreases any more, Europe might have to switch back to their old international currency, Czechoslovakia.
- My girlfriend likes to get pumped up before we do a workout. Then I deflate her afterwards.
- I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything.
- Report: Tom Brady to retire. Fans hoping for one more season reportedly deflated by the news.
- Our official currency should become bubblegum... That way it can be inflated and deflated at will!
- The weather in New England meant they had to delay the victory parade for the Patriots. They must feel really deflated.
- What do the Eurozone and the New England Ptriots have in common? They're both dogged by rumours of deflation.
- What does a Patriot football player and a Patriot football have in common? They deflate under pressure.
- I bet all the Falcon's fans out there are feeling a bit... deflated.
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Deflated One Liners
Which deflated one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deflated? I can suggest the ones about defective and deficiency.
- My girlfriend is so bipolar! She's either inflated, or deflated and hidden.
- What do you call a basketball that rolls off court and deflates? Out of bounce.
- The longest relationship I had was 10 days. Then she deflated.
- How will Tom Brady feel if the Patriots lose? Deflated.
- How did Tom Brady's feel after losing to the Broncos? Deflated
- "Why is your blow up doll half deflated?" "She was getting a little heavy.."
- What do you get when you cross a lake with a deflating raft? Halfway.
- Did you see my comment about that deflated balloon? It really blew up
- Patriot Fans Get to pay less for super bowl tickets Thats because of deflation.
- A giant balloon rapidly deflating hope. I just described a fat person.
- My air mattress deflated while I was out camping. The back pain is in tents.
- Is it just me... or does Tom Brady look really deflated right now?
- What do you do when you want to know how much to deflate a football? You Belichick.
- How does Tom Brady feel right now? Deflated
- We should send Tom Brady to Ukraine He would probably deflate the crisis over there.
Silly Deflated Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What funny jokes about deflated you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean defeat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deflated pranks.
Little Johnny catches his mom and dad...
Mom and dad are having s**... when little Johnny walks in. Quickly, dad tells him to leave. When mom and dad come out of the room, they explain to Johnny that sometimes daddy's get a big tummy and mommy's have to jump on it so it will deflate. Then Johnny replies, "But why does mommy have to deflate it when Ms. Jane next door just comes over every day to blow it back up?"
A rabbit walks into a men's clothing store...
And the clerk says,"May I help you, sir?"
"Yes", says the rabbit. "I'd like a BLT with some coleslaw please."
"I'm sorry sir", says the clerk," but we don't have that here."
"Oh, ok.", says the slightly deflated rabbit. "I guess I'll have a house salad."
"Sir," replies the slightly annoyed clerk," we don't have that. Is there something else I can help you with?"
"Well," says the rabbit," in that case I'll just have a bowl of tomato soup."
The clerk is now incensed. "Sir, we don't have food! The sign outside clearly says 'men's clothing store'! Can't you read?"
"Listen, buddy", says the rabbit,"if I could read, I would have asked you for a menu!"
An Arrogant Boss
The secretary saw that her boss' zipper was open when he walked out of the bathroom.
Hey boss, "Your garage door is open."
The arrogant boss walked real close to her and said, "I hope you got a good look at my Ferrari."
The witty secretary quickly said, "No, but I did get a glimpse of a small scooter with two deflated wheels."
I once walked in on my brother having s**... with my girlfriend.
Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash.
A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having s**....
Kid: Mommy, what are you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy?
Mommy: Oh, I was just trying to deflate your daddy's tummy!
Kid: Was it because my baby sitter inflated it yesterday?
There was a family of balloons...
Daddy Balloon, Mummy Balloon, and Baby Balloon.
One night, Baby Balloon crept into his parents' bedroom. He carefully undid Daddy's knot and deflated him a little.
Then he did the same to Mummy. Then he undid his own knot and let some air out.
The next morning Daddy Balloon confronted him.
"Baby Balloon, we are very disappointed in you. You let me down. You let your mother down. But worst of all...
You let yourself down!"
