Uplifting Deflate Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
Little Johnny catches his mom and dad...
Mom and dad are having s**... when little Johnny walks in. Quickly, dad tells him to leave. When mom and dad come out of the room, they explain to Johnny that sometimes daddy's get a big tummy and mommy's have to jump on it so it will deflate. Then Johnny replies, "But why does mommy have to deflate it when Ms. Jane next door just comes over every day to blow it back up?"
A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having s**....
Kid: Mommy, what are you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy?
Mommy: Oh, I was just trying to deflate your daddy's tummy!
Kid: Was it because my baby sitter inflated it yesterday?
My girlfriend likes to get pumped up before we do a workout.
Then I deflate her afterwards.
What does a Patriot football player and a Patriot football have in common?
They deflate under pressure.
I don't wear a c**... when I'm having s**... with my girlfriend.
Mostly because I'm afraid the plastic on plastic rubbing will cause a tear and make her deflate.
Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired
Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball