Deflate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Deflate jokes. There are some deflate compress jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these deflate explode puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Uplifting Deflate Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends

Little Johnny catches his mom and dad...

Mom and dad are having s**... when little Johnny walks in. Quickly, dad tells him to leave. When mom and dad come out of the room, they explain to Johnny that sometimes daddy's get a big tummy and mommy's have to jump on it so it will deflate. Then Johnny replies, "But why does mommy have to deflate it when Ms. Jane next door just comes over every day to blow it back up?"

A 5 y.o. kid saw his mom and dad having s**....

Kid: Mommy, what are you doing bouncing up and down on top of daddy?

Mommy: Oh, I was just trying to deflate your daddy's tummy!

Kid: Was it because my baby sitter inflated it yesterday?

My girlfriend likes to get pumped up before we do a workout.

Then I deflate her afterwards.

What does a Patriot football player and a Patriot football have in common?

They deflate under pressure.

I don't wear a c**... when I'm having s**... with my girlfriend.

Mostly because I'm afraid the plastic on plastic rubbing will cause a tear and make her deflate.

Someone on the New England Patriots is getting fired

Whoever forgot to deflate the 12th ball

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the deflate exfoliate puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working deflate belichick piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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