Giggle-Inducing Definitions Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends
My friend asked me the definitions of ignorance and apathy
I don't know and I don't care , I replied
She hasn't asked me a question since
Teacher: You shouldn't use a word to define itself because circular definitions are not useful.
Student: Why is there a giant poster on your wall that says "No Means No"?
UnPC Definitions of Heaven and h**...
Heaven is where the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, the businessmen/bankers are Jewish, the police are Irish and the mechanics are German.
h**... is where the cooks are Irish, the lovers are Jewish, the mechanics are French, the businessmen/bankers are Italian, and the police are German.
Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job.
Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of "exclusive" have really diverged.
Sometimes I wish I knew the definitions of certain words before I use them with my coworkers....
I mean who knows the actual definition of the word, n**...?
I don't know if Asian women have different definitions to us...
But apparently if you watch them shower you are a "widow"??
I was heartbroken when I left my tennis-player girlfriend
But unfortunately, we had very different definitions of love.
Definition of "Hipster", adjective.
Definitions are too mainstream.
*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*
stolen from urbandictionary.
