Definitions Jokes

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The Best Definitions Puns

My friend asked me the definitions of ignorance and apathy

I don't know and I don't care , I replied

She hasn't asked me a question since

Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job.

Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of "exclusive" have really diverged.

Sometimes I wish I knew the definitions of certain words before I use them with my coworkers....

I mean who knows the actual definition of the word, niggardly?

I was heartbroken when I left my tennis-player girlfriend

But unfortunately, we had very different definitions of love.

I don't know if Asian women have different definitions to us...

But apparently if you watch them shower you are a "widow"??

Definition of "Hipster", adjective.

Definitions are too mainstream.

*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*

stolen from urbandictionary.

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