The Best 8 Definitions Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Definitions jokes. There are some definitions synonym jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these definitions merriam puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Definitions Jokes and Puns

My friend asked me the definitions of ignorance and apathy

I don't know and I don't care , I replied

She hasn't asked me a question since

Teacher: You shouldn't use a word to define itself because circular definitions are not useful.

Student: Why is there a giant poster on your wall that says "No Means No"?

UnPC Definitions of Heaven and Hell

Heaven is where the cooks are French, the lovers are Italian, the businessmen/bankers are Jewish, the police are Irish and the mechanics are German.
Hell is where the cooks are Irish, the lovers are Jewish, the mechanics are French, the businessmen/bankers are Italian, and the police are German.

Missus and I splitting. I blame her new job.

Ever since she started at EA, our definitions of "exclusive" have really diverged.

Sometimes I wish I knew the definitions of certain words before I use them with my coworkers....

I mean who knows the actual definition of the word, niggardly?


I don't know if Asian women have different definitions to us...

But apparently if you watch them shower you are a "widow"??

I was heartbroken when I left my tennis-player girlfriend

But unfortunately, we had very different definitions of love.

Definition of "Hipster", adjective.

Definitions are too mainstream.

*Hipsters can't be defined because then they'd fit in a category, and thus be too mainstream.*

stolen from urbandictionary.

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