Definite Jokes

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Any more oxymorons?

* Only choice
* Civil war
* Definite possibility
* Grow smaller
* Random order
* Old news
* True fiction
* Virtual reality
* Working vacation
* Exact estimate
* Original copies
* Pretty ugly
* Fully empty

Today, I met Bruce Lee's vegetarian brother, Broco Lee.

I met a few of his cousins too;

The one who can't take a joke, Serious Lee.

The one is always there last minute, Sudden Lee.

The one who doesn't understand Metaphors, Literal Lee.

The one who is always throwing shade, Sarcastic Lee.

The one who is so sure of himself, Definite Lee.

The one you can always predict, Usual Lee.

The one whose always smiling, Happy Lee.

The one in disgrace, Shameful Lee.

The one that isn't very good looking, Ug Lee


The one who likes perfection, Exact Lee

In short, I met the whole Fama Lee.

Met a girl in the park...

Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.

These taser guns are well worth the money.

A definite integral and an indefinite integral walk into a bar.

The indefinite integral takes a seat next to the definite integral, and as they chat, they find they have a lot in common!

As the night goes on the indefinite integral offers to buy the two another round, but the definite integral politely declines:


No thank you, I know my limits!

Doctor: " So,you're telling me that you have a problem with one of your ears. Are you sure ?"


Acronym's Don't Have Definite....

Sorry I lost my train of thought.

I told my doctor I couldn't hear in my left ear. He ask if I was sure.

I said yes, I am definite.

Definite joke, I told my doctor I couldn't hear in my left ear. He ask if I was sure.

"Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing in my left ear. "

"Are you sure,"

"Yes!! I'm definite."

What did the burnt down house say to the switch board?

*There was a definite spark between us*

Hearing problems

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm going to need to see an ear doctor. I've lost all the hearing in one ear," he tells the bartender. "Are you sure?" the bartender asks. "Yes," the guy replies. "I'm definite."

What's the difference between AN editor and THE editor?

A definite vs indefinite article.

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That's a definite nope

I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"

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Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and p**...

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.

What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?

Four more years of great South Park!

Definite joke, What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?

A church with a lightning rod on the roof...

Shows a definite lack of faith.

Doc, I've got a problem with my left ear

Doc: Are you sure?

Me: Yes, I'm definite

[ Definite OC] Why is Sirius in Azkaban

Because the guards thought he was black.

Is "The" a definite article?

Or is it the definite article?

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