Definite Jokes

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Funniest Definite Short Jokes

Short definite jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The definite humour may include short deflated jokes also.

1. I decided to kill off some characters in the book I am writing It would definitely spice up my autobiography.
2. Most of the posts here are medium. They aren't rare and they are definitely not well done.
3. My wife says the salad I make tend to be a bit on the dry side. It's definitely something that needs addressing.
4. I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again. I didn't get pulled over or anything, I just showed up to work 20 minutes early.
5. I'm definitely the loser if I run over a deer. It's going to cost me hundreds of dollars. But nature is only out a buck.
6. I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming Because marches would definitely solve the problem.
7. I was just looking at my ceiling. I am not sure if it's the best ceiling in the world, but it's definitely up there.
8. Me and my wife recently started using Only Fans. Because our air conditioner broke.
   And this will definitely help pay for a new air conditioner.
9. Did you hear about the unfashionable mechanic? He needed to change attire.
   (I'm probably too proud of myself for making this one; someone's almost definitely done it before.)
10. I decided to kill off a few characters in the book I'm writing. It would definitely spice up my autobiography a little.

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Definite One Liners

Which definite one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with definite? I can suggest the ones about defective and deficiency.

1. You have to give President Trump credit Because he definitely doesn't have any cash.
2. What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition.
3. What's the definition of a will? Come on guys it's a dead giveaway
4. My son swallowed several coins the other day. I've definitely seen some change in him.
5. If I had a dime for everytime I thought about you... I would definitely think about you
6. Thank God lent is over.... not using condoms was definitely getting nerve-wracking.
7. My girlfriend is like the temperature of a molecule. Doesn't exist by definition.
8. I once mistook somebody's drink for mine. It was definitely not my cup of tea.
9. What do you call a group of deaf people? I don't know. But it is definitely not herd.
10. I wouldn't say my house has the best ceiling in the world. But it's definitely up there!
11. Making mirrors sounds like a good job It's definitely something i can see myself doing
12. Huge shoutout to everyone who helped me learn the definition of 'many'. It means a lot!
13. My favourite word in the dictionary is toned Great definition
14. What's the definition of "trust"? Two cannibals doing 69.
15. Why did the bodybuilder buy a dictionary? Because he wanted to get more definition.

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