The Best 18 Definite Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Definite jokes. There are some definite telepathy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these definite fundamental puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Definite Jokes and Puns

Met a girl in the park...

Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.

These taser guns are well worth the money.

A definite integral and an indefinite integral walk into a bar.

The indefinite integral takes a seat next to the definite integral, and as they chat, they find they have a lot in common!

As the night goes on the indefinite integral offers to buy the two another round, but the definite integral politely declines:


No thank you, I know my limits!

Doctor: " So,you're telling me that you have a problem with one of your ears. Are you sure ?"


Acronym's Don't Have Definite....

Sorry I lost my train of thought.

I told my doctor I couldn't hear in my left ear. He ask if I was sure.

I said yes, I am definite.

"Doctor, I have a problem with my hearing in my left ear. "

"Are you sure,"

"Yes!! I'm definite."

What did the burnt down house say to the switch board?

*There was a definite spark between us*

Definite joke, What did the burnt down house say to the switch board?

Hearing problems

A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. "I'm going to need to see an ear doctor. I've lost all the hearing in one ear," he tells the bartender. "Are you sure?" the bartender asks. "Yes," the guy replies. "I'm definite."

What's the difference between AN editor and THE editor?

A definite vs indefinite article.

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That's a definite nope

I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

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Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.

What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?

Four more years of great South Park!

A church with a lightning rod on the roof...

Shows a definite lack of faith.

Doc, I've got a problem with my left ear

Doc: Are you sure?

Me: Yes, I'm definite

Definite joke, Doc, I've got a problem with my left ear

[ Definite OC] Why is Sirius in Azkaban

Because the guards thought he was black.

Is "The" a definite article?

Or is it the definite article?

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