Definite Jokes

Following is our collection of masculinity puns and telepathy one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Definite jokes for adults, dirty definately jokes and clean fundamental dad gags for kids.

The Best Definite Puns

Met a girl in the park...

Met a girl in the park last night and there was an instant spark between us, a definite connection, she fell at my feet.



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That's a definite nope

I want to get one of those LA hats everyone has nowadays

When people go to ask me "hey man, are you from Los Angeles?"

I'll be like "nah dude,I just really like the french feminine definite article"

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy:

Conservation of Female Mass and Energy: for every male action, there is a greater and definite female overreaction.

Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.


What's one definite outcome from a Drumpf Presidency?

Four more years of great South Park!

Doc, I've got a problem with my left ear

Doc: Are you sure?

Me: Yes, I'm definite

A church with a lightning rod on the roof...

Shows a definite lack of faith.

[ Definite OC] Why is Sirius in Azkaban

Because the guards thought he was black.

Is "The" a definite article?

Or is it the definite article?

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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