The Best 53 Defin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defin jokes. There are some defin balls jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defin friend puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defin Jokes and Puns

What's the definition of mixed emotions?



When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What's the definition of endless love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

What's the definition of Embarrassing?

Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first.

Defin joke, What's the definition of Embarrassing?

What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What's the definition of suspicion?

Nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.


The definition of old...

I admited to an old friend that I was having an affair.

"Is is catered?"

What's the definition of eternity

4 blondes at a 4 way stop

Defin joke, What's the definition of eternity

The definition of mixed emotions...

My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car

Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders.

Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

What's the definition of "trust"?

Two cannibals doing 69.

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What's the definition of a Russian elevator?

A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down.

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

*hehehe*

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What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

I can't define "pattern matching"

...but I know it when I see it.

What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

Defin joke, What's the definition of a will?

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother.

Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

Define the lecturer

Teacher to Student: Can you define the lecturer?

Student: A lecturer is person who has bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.


What's a man's definition of safe sex?

A: When his wife's out of town.

The definition of Baroque:

A time when there is no Monet.

The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name.....

Then try and stay on for 8 seconds.

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What is the definition of a Saint?

A dead liberal that is worshipped by living conservatives.

Definition: Coffin

What they carry you offin.

So what if I can't define armageddon

It's not like it's the end of the world!

What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today)

Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.

He said he didn't like change.

The definition of success is different for different ages

5 year old-Not peeing in your pants at night

12 years old-Having a lot friends

16 years old-Being able to drive

20 years old-Having a lot of sex

34 years old-Having a lot of money

54 years old-Having a lot of sex

65 years old-Being able to drive

70 years old-Having a lot of friends

75 years old-Not peeing in your pants at night

What is the definition of a gay Irishman?

An Irishman who loves women more than alcohol.

What is the definition of a mixed feeling?

Watching your mother-in-law roll off a cliff in your new car

What is the definition of bitter sweet?

Your Mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new Corvette.

What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a blow job

Do you know the definition of Dilemma?

Lying in a bed naked between two people, on your left is a gay guy and on the right is a super model, which one do you turn your back to?

Definition of a nymphomaniac:

A woman who wants to have sex one more time than you do.

What is the definition of a Ho?

Ho is the word Santa says three times in a row when he sees your mother, sister and girlfriend in the room.

What's the definition of a Professional Farmer?

Someone out standing in their field.

What's the definition of an essential worker?

Someone who is only paid enough to buy the essentials.

Define: Politics

(poli) many (tics) blood-sucking insects

How do you define political correctness?

Carefully.

I was certain that the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result...

but every dictionary I check says something else.

A definite integral and an indefinite integral walk into a bar.

The indefinite integral takes a seat next to the definite integral, and as they chat, they find they have a lot in common!

As the night goes on the indefinite integral offers to buy the two another round, but the definite integral politely declines:

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No thank you, I know my limits!

What's the definition of a Freudian slip?

It's when you say one thing, but you mean your mother.

The definition of stupidity is When you have a Land Rover, a Land Cruiser....

But still have a Landlord.....

What is the definition of a Yankee?

Same as a quickie but you do it yourself.

The definition of chutzpah:

Is the man who killed his parents who asks for mercy from the court.
The judge asks On what grounds should we grant you mercy?
Man On the account of I'm an orphan!

This is a very old one.
#yiddish is fun

What's the definition of a Yankee?

It's like a quickie, but you do it to yourself.

Acronym's Don't Have Definite....

Sorry I lost my train of thought.

Do you know the definition of"perfect pitch?"

When you toss a banjo into a dumpster & it hits an accordion!

What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other head.

What is the definition of eternity?

It's the length of time between when you come and when she leaves.

Definition of laziness

The art of taking rest before getting tired. Because prevention is better than cure.

The definition of trust is

The definition of trust is two cannibals doing 69

What's the definition of patience?

Your mom saying goodbye at family parties and/or finding a friend at the mall

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We suggest to use only working defin itchy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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