Defin Jokes

Following is our collection of dead puns and balls one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Defin jokes for adults, dirty relative jokes and clean friend dad gags for kids.

The Best Defin Puns

What's the definition of a will?

Come on guys it's a dead giveaway

What's the definition of trust?

Two gay cannibals giving each other a blow job

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

What's the definition of "trust"?

Two cannibals doing 69.

What's the definition of Embarrassing?

Running into a wall with a erection and your nose touches the wall first.


What's the definition of mixed emotions?



When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your brand new car.

What's the definition of irony? (This happened to me today)

Asked a transgender co-worker why he won't upgrade from Windows 7 to 10.



He said he didn't like change.

What's the definition of endless love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing tennis

The definition of mixed emotions...

My mother-in-law driving of a cliff in my new car

So what if I can't define armageddon

It's not like it's the end of the world!

I was certain that the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over but expecting a different result...

but every dictionary I check says something else.


The definition of old...

I admited to an old friend that I was having an affair.

"Is is catered?"

What is the definition of a farmer?

Someone who is outstanding in his field.

*hehehe*

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The definition of Baroque:

A time when there is no Monet.

The definition of Rodeo Sex - When you accidentally call your partner by the wrong first name.....

Then try and stay on for 8 seconds.

What is the definition of a Barbarian?

It's someone who cuts hair in a library.

What is the definition of a Freudian slip?

when you say one thing and mean a mother.

Don't remember where I heard it. Haven't read it here yet.

What's the definition of an essential worker?

Someone who is only paid enough to buy the essentials.

What's the definition of a Russian elevator?

A Chechen presses a button and five floors come down.


What's the definition of a 68?

That's when you blow me and I owe you 1.

What is the definition of bitter sweet?

Your Mother in law driving off a cliff in your brand new Corvette.

What is the definision of mixed feelings?

When your wife says that you have the largest in your street.

How do you define political correctness?

Carefully.

What is the definition of a mixed feeling?

Watching your mother-in-law roll off a cliff in your new car

What's the definition of eternity

4 blondes at a 4 way stop

I can't define "pattern matching"

...but I know it when I see it.

What is the definition of a Saint?

A dead liberal that is worshipped by living conservatives.

Definition of a nymphomaniac:

A woman who wants to have sex one more time than you do.

What's the definition of suspicion?

Nun doing press ups in a cucumber field.

The definition of success is different for different ages

5 year old-Not peeing in your pants at night

12 years old-Having a lot friends

16 years old-Being able to drive

20 years old-Having a lot of sex

34 years old-Having a lot of money

54 years old-Having a lot of sex

65 years old-Being able to drive

70 years old-Having a lot of friends

75 years old-Not peeing in your pants at night

Define: Politics

(poli) many (tics) blood-sucking insects

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Do you know the definition of Dilemma?

Lying in a bed naked between two people, on your left is a gay guy and on the right is a super model, which one do you turn your back to?

What is the definition of a gay Irishman?

An Irishman who loves women more than alcohol.

Definition of a spider, to someone who is afraid of spiders.

Spiders are just furry eight-leggedy things, think of them as two kittens taped together and you'll be fine.

What's a man's definition of safe sex?

A: When his wife's out of town.

The definition of a consultant is..

..someone who can tell you on your watch what time it is

The definition of irony.

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Define the lecturer

Teacher to Student: Can you define the lecturer?

Student: A lecturer is person who has bad habit of speaking when someone is sleeping.

Definition: Coffin

What they carry you offin.

What is the definition of a Ho?

Ho is the word Santa says three times in a row when he sees your mother, sister and girlfriend in the room.

What's the definition of a Professional Farmer?

Someone out standing in their field.

What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

What is the definition of bravery?

A person with diarrhea chancing a fart

Do you know the definition of a bonehead?

Someone who's marrow minded.

What's the definition of endless love?

Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder playing a tennis match.

If I had to define the word "controlling"...

I'd make sure I got my boyfriend's approval of the definition first.

Definition of a best friend

He goes out and gets two blow jobs and comes back and gives you one.

Definition of a tree....

Something that spends 100 years growing so that it can jump out in front of unsuspecting women drivers

Define contraceptive pill?

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy!

Define true love...

Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing tennis.

What's the definition of a gypsy virgin?

A 6 year old girl that can run faster than her dad.

What's the definition of a pessimist?

What's the definition of a pessimist? A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.

That was the favorite joke of my englishteacher in elementary school ;)

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