Deficiency Jokes

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Funniest Deficiency Short Jokes

Short deficiency jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The deficiency humour may include short defect jokes also.

1. Every time someone comments on my wrinkly clothes I just tell them that I have an iron deficiency. Yep. I do that.
2. What do you call Matthew Broderick after he takes his Iron deficiency pills? Ferrous Bueller
3. My doctor said I had an iron deficiency and I asked him how he could tell. He pointed at my crinkled shirt.
4. Why did the Germans have a vitamin C deficiency during World War II? All the juice was put in concentrate camps
5. What is the best Vitamin for friendship? B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
6. After the apocalypse I went to the doctor and he told me I had a B12 deficiency. Then he asked if I had any meat in my diet.
   "Yeah, but I only eat vegans."
7. Sunlight What does the doctor recommend you take if you have a Vitamin D deficiency?
   Some sunlight
   What does the doctor recommend you take if you have too much Vitamin D?
   Some Sun-Lite
8. Read a story recently about a guy who went deaf as a result of having acquired immune deficiency syndrome. He had hearing aids.
9. My girlfriend said she was leaving me because I'm low on iron My buddy told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty other deficiency."
10. Doctor Doctor, I'm really pale and don't understand sarcasm. You have low humorglobin caused by an irony deficiency.
    Boom, and indeed boom.

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Deficiency One Liners

Which deficiency one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with deficiency? I can suggest the ones about definite and deflated.

1. Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic.
2. An iron deficient... An iron deficient female is just a male.
3. Iron deficiency gang please stand up >!not too fast though.!<
4. Iron Deficiency gang rise up! But not too fast...
5. What do you call a golfer who hasn't enough clubs? Iron deficient.
6. What do you call a Mexican with a speaking deficiency? A lisp-anic
7. What do you call ironman with an iron deficiency? An ironic situation.
8. What do you have when you haven't see any Iron Man movies? An iron deficiency
9. I won't be struck by lightning My doctor told me I had iron deficiency
10. The doc gave me some bad news today... I was deficient in VITAMIN U.
11. Why did h**... have a vitamin C deficiency? He hated juice.

Vitamin D Deficiency Jokes

Here is a list of funny vitamin d deficiency jokes and even better vitamin d deficiency puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Breaking News: New study finds l**... have vitamin deficiency. Vitamin A and B seem to be regular but they don't seem to be getting enough D.

Comical & Quirky Deficiency Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about deficiency you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean shortage jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make deficiency pranks.