Comedy Defibrillator Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
It's very rare that a defibrillator fails.
But when it happens no one is shocked.
My first time in the gym went really well!
I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and 3 days in hospital!
My first workout back at the gym was great.
I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.
It is very rare for a defibrillator to fail.
When it happens, though, nobody is shocked.
When I woke in the hospital, I was told they'd had to use a defibrillator on me.
It was quite a shock to the system.
A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.
The victim said that he was gonna press charges.
Today's workout was great.
I did 15 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes of defibrillator, and 3 days in the hospital.
If looks could kill
I would be a defibrillator
My first day back at the gym today went
My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.
