The Best 9 Defibrillator Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Defibrillator jokes. There are some defibrillator cpr jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these defibrillator hambulance puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Defibrillator Jokes and Puns

It's very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it happens no one is shocked.

My first time in the gym went really well!

I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and 3 days in hospital!

My first workout back at the gym was great.

I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.

It is very rare for a defibrillator to fail.

When it happens, though, nobody is shocked.

When I woke in the hospital, I was told they'd had to use a defibrillator on me.

It was quite a shock to the system.


A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.

The victim said that he was gonna press charges.

Today's workout was great.

I did 15 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes of defibrillator, and 3 days in the hospital.

If looks could kill

I would be a defibrillator

My first day back at the gym today went

My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.

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