Defibrillator Jokes

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The Best Defibrillator Puns

It's very rare that a defibrillator fails.

But when it happens no one is shocked.

My first workout back at the gym was great.

I did 15 mins of cardio, 10 mins on the defibrillator, and then 3 days in the hospital.

A man got arrested for assaulting someone with a defibrillator.

The victim said that he was gonna press charges.

Today's workout was great.

I did 15 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes of defibrillator, and 3 days in the hospital.

If looks could kill

I would be a defibrillator


My first day back at the gym today went

My first day back at the gym today went well. I did 20 minutes of cardio, 10 minutes on the defibrillator and then 3 days in the hospital.

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