Defiance Jokes

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The Best Defiance Puns

The Washington Redskins are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.

....from now on they will be known simply as the Redskins.

What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?

The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.

A friend came over to mine and my girlfriend's house.

As soon as we let him in, I could see by the shock in his eyes that he'd noticed my girlfriend's tremendous weight gain. He leant in and whispered to me, "What happened to her!? She must weigh about 7 tonnes!"

I just turned to him and shook my head vigorously in defiance.

I didn't want to talk about the elephant in the room.

As they were taking Amy Ashumer into jail.

She held her fist up in defiance. Later that night, her cellmate held her fist up in Amy.

She raised her fist in defiance!

As Amy was being taken into jail the other evening, she raised her fist way up in defiance.
Later that night, her cell mate had her fist way up in Amy.

In defiance of the GOP platform, judge Roy Moore expressed his support of China's one-child policy

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