Defiance Jokes
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The Washington r**... are changing the team name because of all the negativity, shame, humiliation, dissent, polarity, adversity, defiance, animosity, contempt, discrimination, division, counter-productivity and hostility associated with their name.
....from now on they will be known simply as the r**....
What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster?
The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.
A friend came over to mine and my girlfriend's house.
As soon as we let him in, I could see by the shock in his eyes that he'd noticed my girlfriend's tremendous weight gain. He leant in and whispered to me, "What happened to her!? She must weigh about 7 tonnes!"
I just turned to him and shook my head vigorously in defiance.
I didn't want to talk about the elephant in the room.
She raised her fist in defiance!
As Amy was being taken into jail the other evening, she raised her fist way up in defiance.
Later that night, her cell mate had her fist way up in Amy.
In defiance of the GOP platform, judge Roy Moore expressed his support of China's one-child policy
The lady of the manor is out for a drive...
...and, in defiance of all probability and the manufacturer's promise, the Rolls-Royce grinds to a halt in the middle of nowhere. So the chauffeur gets out and, finding himself unable to call the RAC, decided he'd better see what he can do for himself.
After a while, milady gets out of the car and is standing around fretfully, wondering what she can do to help. So she goes over to the toolbox and calls out "I say! Do you need a screwdriver?"
And from underneath the car, the chauffeur answers, "Not now milady, I'm trying to fix the Roller."
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